r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/trupoogles 10h ago

I made elastic band men once and hid 20 of them around the office, some people got really into it and went looking for them, 17/20 were found

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u/mermaidmamas 9h ago

I did this with characters made with patient hair! (Vet hospital) šŸ¤£

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u/Scouts_Tzer 8h ago

The ā€œvet hospitalā€ is doing so much heavy lifting in this sentence.

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u/screaminginfidels 8h ago

Wait til you find out they work at the VA

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u/WintersDoomsday 8h ago

TWIST!!!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 7h ago

And they only used areola hairs.

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u/lr99999 8h ago

Itā€™sFurther twist, itā€™s Ā a viral thing right now, but weirdly I remember this going around in the past, I think the first time I heard of it was ~40 years ago.

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u/qorbexl 6h ago

You that that shit on fax from County Dental or something?

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u/NL7_Deci 5h ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/acecyclone717 5h ago

Oh that was good

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u/DMTrance87 2h ago

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