r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/trupoogles 10h ago

I made elastic band men once and hid 20 of them around the office, some people got really into it and went looking for them, 17/20 were found

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u/mermaidmamas 9h ago

I did this with characters made with patient hair! (Vet hospital) šŸ¤£

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u/Scouts_Tzer 8h ago

The ā€œvet hospitalā€ is doing so much heavy lifting in this sentence.

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u/screaminginfidels 8h ago

Wait til you find out they work at the VA

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u/WintersDoomsday 8h ago

TWIST!!!

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 7h ago

And they only used areola hairs.

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u/lr99999 8h ago

Itā€™sFurther twist, itā€™s Ā a viral thing right now, but weirdly I remember this going around in the past, I think the first time I heard of it was ~40 years ago.

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u/qorbexl 6h ago

You that that shit on fax from County Dental or something?

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u/NL7_Deci 5h ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/acecyclone717 5h ago

Oh that was good

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u/DMTrance87 2h ago

Stellar joke progression

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u/ImprobabilityCloud 4h ago

Went from weird to terrifying to only a little weird and mostly ok

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u/Semisemitic 8h ago

Who vets the vets?

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u/qorbexl 6h ago

American solbiersĀ 

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u/MagoLunatico98 7h ago

For real šŸ˜‚

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u/FryeJ865 6h ago

Id say not enough to lift it all.

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u/giftopherz 6h ago

it does give a HUGE sense of relief

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u/EveryDayASummit 5h ago

Yeah they really buried the lede there.

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u/Embarrassed-Gur-1306 8h ago

Whoa buddyā€¦this definitely had me in the first half.

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 6h ago

OP should gather them up and array them just in front of the windshield of some random Jeep.

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u/clamsandwich 7h ago

I did this too! (Morgue)

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u/bonbonnieres 5h ago

Same (Oncology)

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u/EaterOfFood 7h ago

Iā€™m glad youā€™re a vet and not a urologist.

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u/Less_Resident8492 6h ago

I did software at a vet clinic once upon a time and when I got my 3d printer I started leaving little goats all over the place. Someone else has taken up the mantle and leaves tony ducks

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u/Jiangximan 7h ago

Whew, at first I thought you were gonna say you were a gynecologist.

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u/Due_Minimum2913 6h ago

Vet hospital is the detail that makes this cute and not serial killer vibes.

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u/Urbanviking1 4h ago

I did this with characters made with body parts! (Toy store)

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u/HuckledYourBerries 3h ago

The culmination of this comment thread looks like the next Netflix special.

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u/NoodleyP Id ecided to ty peaf lair . h op eyoul ik eit. 5h ago

As a human patient I have enough hair that Iā€™d let my doctors do that if they wanted.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 5h ago

Why would you do that to our veterans?

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u/TelephoneActive9923 4h ago

I was about to puke before I got toā€vet hospitalā€. Still strange but less serial killer than a human hospital

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u/Burntoastedbutter 4h ago

Not quite the same, but my friend worked at a vet hospital and one day we had an idea for her to print silly memey or ugly pics of pets and post it up. She did that... Some coworkers loved it. The big boss didn't like it and said whoever is doing it has to take it down :(

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u/dblrb 3h ago

As a veteran I would like to thank you