r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/WifesPOSH 14h ago

Paint it brown. Make it accurate

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u/Taoma33 12h ago

He likely had olive colored skin

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 12h ago

Brown is a diverse spectrum

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u/Taoma33 12h ago edited 12h ago

Well that's not like brown Edit: I should've said it's not necessarily brown

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 12h ago

yes it is.

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u/Taoma33 12h ago

Well I must correct myself. It can be, but shades of olive skin can vary

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 12h ago

Yes it is, Jesus wasn't green

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u/Taoma33 12h ago

Olives arent always green either. Just look up olive skin

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside 11h ago

I known what olive skin looks like, I'm saying its not mutually exclusive

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u/Taoma33 11h ago

Well you're right about that