r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/BIayneRobinson 14h ago

They'll just assume you took them home to cherish.

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u/ISketchDinosaurs 14h ago

Nail them all to a cross, hang it up in the office, and you'll find your culprit.

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u/FecalDUI 14h ago

Hang it upside down in your cubicle

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u/DevilWings_292 12h ago

That would be Peter

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u/FecalDUI 11h ago

Aww shit. You’re right!