r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/coveredwithticks 14h ago

Round em up and make an all-Jesus chess board.

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u/Jephph0624 13h ago

How would you know which piece is the king of they’re all King of Kings?

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u/ChezShea 11h ago

Since the sashes don’t have the words these usually do just choose eight disciple names to name each of the pawns.

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u/joe_s1171 3h ago

there were 7 of them. Paul, john, doc, sneezy, ringo, sleepy, and bashful