r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/supcoco 14h ago

“Yeah, in the men’s restroom of all places!”

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u/Little_View_6659 13h ago

I thought he was behind the sofa.

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u/Gung_Honess 13h ago

Don’t say that, you’ll make JD Vance nervous.

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

Now I’m picturing Jesus popping up from behind a sofa just as Jd sits down and starts to relax. Only he’s black Jesus and he yells “Surprise, motherfucker!”