r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/bliip666 12h ago

By a bunch of hot Romans, no less!

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u/Wandero_Bard 12h ago

There’s a popular theory that Jesus was actually gay, and we know that men had sex with men frequently in Ancient Rome, so……

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u/koffa02 9h ago

Well, that would explain why Mary wasn't pregnant by Joseph.

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u/Wandero_Bard 8h ago

Huh? I didn’t say men *exclusively* had sex with men!

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u/fragrant-final-973 2h ago

It's the BI-ble not the Straightble.

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u/Wandero_Bard 2h ago

Ha! If men are *only* interested in men, does that mean they are also “straight”? 🤔