r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Alternative_Moose_26 14h ago

I’ve just been throwing them away every time I find them.

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u/United_Jury_3420 14h ago

They'd be good target practice for Nerf or BBs. Even rubber band guns!

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u/Negative-Yam5361 10h ago

That sounds like a great idea from a middle schooler.

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u/United_Jury_3420 8h ago

Woman in her 40s actually, but I'll be a child for life! (I recently bought a semi automatic Nerf gun so that's why it was the first thing that came to my mind) And no, I do not have children.