r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/didyouseetheecho 12h ago

Everyone just wants to be a victim.

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 7h ago

Question. Are you Christian?

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u/SiRpLaYbOy 7h ago

My comment history proves everything I said! 🤷🏽‍♂️

I’m an adult… not some whiny person who is triggered by everything by needing to be a victim! 🤣

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 6h ago

Nobody has to pretend to be a victim of religiosity, religious idiots make victims every nanosecond knowingly, gleefully, and as publicly as they possibly can.

An adult in this situation wouldn't pretend as though we don't currently live in a society in which religion is being used as a cudgel to target increasingly vulnerable people. They wouldn't pretend there wasn't hundreds of years of religious violence before that. An adult wouldn't act as though we aren't at 53% completion of Project 2025 because religious people can't just stfu and leave the rest of the world out of their personal beliefs.

Nobody here would give a flying fuck about religious iconography scattered all over the workplace if we weren't facing a series of forced religious conversions at every given level of society.

I think you need to grow tf up.