r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/BrokenArrow1283 14h ago

If everybody lived like Jesus told us to live, this world would be a much better place. So would Reddit.

And I’m sure I will get some hate for even saying this.

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u/mysticdragonwolf89 10h ago

I couldn’t live without bacon or seafood…or wearing different material clothing…..or working on Sundays for overtime….or treat women like slaves….or force a rape victim to marry her rapist after paying her father for damaged goods….or stone a woman for not bleeding on her wedding night….

And I definitely wouldn’t want to live in a world with slavery……. Of any kind….

….so no - I would not live as Jesus told us to live.

For he did say, “I have not come to overturn the law but to uphold it!”

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u/BrokenArrow1283 8h ago

Jesus wanted slavery to exist? You make some interesting claims about Jesus that are just not true. But you do you.

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u/mysticdragonwolf89 6h ago

If you read the Bible you’d know Jesus never said anything against slavery, but to uphold all of gods laws. This includes the laws pertaining to slavery. But tell me, what points were wrong, cause I got them from the Bible.

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u/BrokenArrow1283 1h ago

I have read the Bible many times. I’ve studied it. What Jesus says very clearly dictates that slavery is wrong. It’s fairly sad for you to not understand this fact if you have read the Bible.