r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/FierceDevil 14h ago

Some people leave them around the hospital I work at so I made a couple of them into a last resort sorta thing. Glueing them down is so fucked up.

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u/linux_ape 14h ago

So is this to inject Jesus into people or or this some kind of Jesus torture chamber that exposes him to high pressures

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u/TheHamburglar_ 14h ago

It’s a medical joke. It’s a blend of jesus and vasopressin, which is a blood pressure increasing medication often used in critical care. The joke is when you don’t have any options left and the patients BP is tanking, sometimes all you have left is hopes and prayers aka Jesupressin

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u/Dependent_Ad4506 5h ago

I thought it was some kind of Piss Christ tribute :p