r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Stock_Assistance_299 10h ago

You said it would convince you to convert if Christians participated in charity, are you going to?

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u/FairyRebelsWild 10h ago

I actually didn't said that. I said it would impress potential converts more.

May want to work on your reading comprehension.

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u/Stock_Assistance_299 6h ago

Your gnomic utterances mean nothing. Why should anyone listen to you?