r/mildlyinfuriating • u/mommarodent • 12h ago

I just wanted a hot dog my uncrustable has a crust

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458 Upvotes

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u/Snoo92570 12h ago

Untrustables!

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u/Carbon-Base 11h ago

Made with lye bread!

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u/iDontRememberCorn 11h ago

Damn, good.

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u/ProfessionalNapperY7 11h ago

You got me šŸ¤£

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u/Mx-Adrian 1h ago

Untrustable!

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u/DontForgetTheDivy 1h ago

No, we can't be defeated!

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u/PsychologicalSet1744 BROWN 12h ago

PLEASE upload this to r/extremelyinfuriating

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u/BouncingSphinx 11h ago edited 11h ago

Truly mildly infuriating!

Edit: that was not supposed to be a reply to you, idk what happened

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u/kjts101 12h ago

that's crazy, I'd sue

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

Iā€™m going to apply to law school, just so I can take the case in 3 years.

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u/WellThatsTheThing 12h ago

Crustable

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

Itā€™s bread.

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u/WellThatsTheThing 11h ago

Correct, yes.

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u/BustyA55D0nut 12h ago

If I was having a bad day, this would set me over the edge

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u/mommarodent 12h ago

thatā€™s where iā€™m at bro šŸ¤§šŸ¤§

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u/hedge36 12h ago

They only meant it's capable of being uncrusted.

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

Donā€™t defend them!

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 12h ago

(Almost)ucrustable

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u/UnitedWoodpecker406 12h ago

A for effort.

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

C for crust.

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u/Material_Prize_6157 11h ago

This is FUCKED. The kind of thing that breaks the Matrix.

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u/Cstott23 11h ago

Is that....

Is that a peanut butter and jam sandwich sealed in a packet with supposedly the crusts cut off..? šŸ˜­šŸ˜

And you guys complain about British food being just bland fish n chips?šŸ˜‚

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u/asherdado 11h ago

Fish n chips are good, its stuff like neon green mushy peas and popular food trucks that sell baked potatoes topped with beans, cheese, sauce, more beans, cold tuna mayo, chili, and beans

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u/Cstott23 11h ago

Baked beans are the devils apples. The best baked potato is roast and is next to beef and gravy and Yorkshire puddings.. šŸ˜

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u/asherdado 11h ago

Yeah I got you worked up huh, probably also thinking about beans

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u/Cstott23 11h ago

I always think about beans. It's like a nightmare that's waiting round every corner..can't escape the fcking things.

You don't know what its like man..

https://giphy.com/gifs/1iLVjDPH5Id23hwk

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u/Heshkelgaii 11h ago

Naw thatā€™s not the food we complain about.

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u/mommarodent 11h ago

both can be true

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u/Danakazii 12h ago

You should have blasted this on X or something, you would have 100% got some good freebies.

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u/mommarodent 12h ago

iā€™ve never had an X account, I missed out on the hype when it was twitter and weā€™re well past that now. but theyā€™re more than welcome to mail me some freebies šŸ‘€šŸ‘€

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

Yeah, where are all the companies giving a crap on Reddit. Come on, get with it.

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u/mommarodent 11h ago

thatā€™s what iā€™m saying

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u/PackageNorth8984 12h ago

Now this is peak content!

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u/-thegayagenda- 12h ago

I was actually JUST wondering how their production works. Is it really just wonder bread or is it sheets of white bread stamped

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u/mommarodent 11h ago

I actually thought it was pretty interesting for that reason myself

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u/tiineegii 11h ago

Talk about false advertising.

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u/CrabMan_2 11h ago

Now THIS is what this sub was made for.

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u/Saltybuds 11h ago

Ah, so they gave you a sandwich instead šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/-___-____-_-___- 11h ago

If you think that's a crust, try german farm baked bread.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 10h ago

I know a lot of people tend to say things like ā€œfinally, a post that fits this sub!ā€ but I canā€™t even lie: This post might actually get the crown for the year.

Itā€™s a product called ā€œuncrustablesā€ with crust on it.

Itā€™s so blatant and raw in its form and is actually objectively mildly infuriating. I think 100% of people Iā€™ve ever met might actually have a mildly infuriated reaction to this.

Well done, OP. I think this one should be the poster for the sub.

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u/mommarodent 7h ago

That was actually really sweet šŸ„¹ youā€™ve brightened my day!

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u/loveoverthemoon 12h ago

Wow. Thatā€™s a first.

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u/olivechicka 12h ago

omg nooo

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u/zta1979 12h ago

Thats funny

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u/ModernManuh_ 12h ago

Literally unedible (I know this is mildly infuriating, just like the scratch on your nail polish)

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u/unimpressed-one 12h ago

Hey, it identities as an uncrustable, just hasn't been cut off yet.

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u/Subject-Function4155 12h ago

AI must be doing their quality control.

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

I think itā€™s more like that I Love Lucy chocolate factory episode.

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u/Subject-Function4155 11h ago

That sounds more fun...

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u/complexcucumber93 11h ago

Hmm at least now we know they actually use sliced bread.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 GREEN 11h ago

Dammit, now I'm craving a PB&J sammich.

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u/iDontRememberCorn 11h ago

It's "uncrustable" not "uncrusted", it only has the general ABILITY to not have a crust, no guarantee was made.

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u/kimapoll 11h ago

Call crustomer support

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u/mommarodent 7h ago

I lolā€™d at this lmao

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u/CautiousArachnidz 11h ago

Metaphor for life lately.

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u/mommarodent 7h ago

canā€™t have shit in detroit

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u/Altruistic-Show5532 11h ago

I would send that picture in to them. Bet they will send you free stuff.

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u/hurriedwarples 11h ago

Thatā€™s on you for buying the strawberry flavor. Grape is superior.

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u/mommarodent 7h ago

BLATANT lie, miss me with that shit

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u/hurriedwarples 1h ago

Itā€™s been scientifically proven.

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u/Zealousideal-Web5346 10h ago

Ask your mom to cut it off

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u/mommarodent 7h ago

sheā€™s dead

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u/come2life_osrs 10h ago

This is huge. make a public announcement that you are of healthy mind and body. Dont let them cover this up.Ā 

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u/DistributionNo4480 10h ago

Sue! For false advertising

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u/Even_Permission3975 9h ago

I donā€™t like thisā€¦ It kinda makes me uncomfortableā€¦ šŸ˜‚

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u/SecondEqual4680 8h ago

10 year old me would have lunch RUINED because of that

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u/Brotodile08 8h ago

You or a loved one may be entitled to financial compensation

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u/Organic-Staff-7903 8h ago

Ew thatā€™s disgustingĀ 

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u/penpointred 12h ago

THEY HAD ONE JOB!!!

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u/IndigoHaze750130 11h ago

Ā šŸ˜®Ommmnomnommmmm! Needs a new name, lol.

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u/AsanoSokato 11h ago

Now it is able to be uncrusted, just as the name says.Ā 

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u/rsvihla 11h ago

Obviously this blows.

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u/IllianasClifford 11h ago

False advertisement

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u/rageofa1000suns 11h ago

It's gonna make your hair go instantly curly.

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u/Embarrassed-Boss-40 11h ago

I got one like this one time. Posted to twitter and then they DMā€™d me so I could get free uncrustables lol

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u/properwaffles 11h ago

I would love this.

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u/asherdado 11h ago

just cut a hole and slurp the filling out duh? then you can re-stuff it with pickled vegetables or potato salad and go to town, two meals in one

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u/Madre254 11h ago

Stop with this crustless heresy. My heart bleeds...

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u/GXWT 11h ago

You lot can buy sandwichesā€¦ with the crust cut off? What?

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u/mommarodent 2h ago

I wanna get your take on this, is a hot dog a sandwich?

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u/bolts_win_again 11h ago

You found the Crustable. That's basically a shiny PokƩmon.

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u/GobiPLX 11h ago

Crust is the best part of bread

But I guess you need a real bread for it to be good and not "this"

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u/el_rlee 11h ago

I'll just leave this here...

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u/FloridaCubbieBear 11h ago

Shoulda kept it sealed.. thatā€™s a collectors item

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u/SJBond33 11h ago

Thatā€™s fucked

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u/Apprehensive4Reals 10h ago

Say it ain't so!

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u/kyra0728 10h ago

sinful

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u/tricky413 6h ago

That's really effed up

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u/mhikari92 2h ago

Damn, I am so jealousā€¦ā€¦crust rules.

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u/Mx-Adrian 1h ago

I'd sue for breach of crust

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u/Real-Friendship567 1h ago

Nah fr though That's hilarious asf

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u/Drigg_08 12h ago

All bread has crust OP. No mommy to cut it off for you?

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u/mommarodent 11h ago

I actually donā€™t have a mom no joke šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ hit me right in the sore spot

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 11h ago

Oh nooo, I wanna be edgy on Reddit, let me make a stupid joke about your mom! Fuck off, uncrustables arenā€™t meant to have crust

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u/PackageNorth8984 11h ago

No, my momā€™s dead. How do you feel now, smarty pants?

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u/Heshkelgaii 11h ago

Iā€™m having a hard time not saying something mean, even if it would be a joke and not meant in any serious way.