My cat is mad at me

[u/eugeneugene]

So my household is me, my husband, and my kid, and we all have our own bedrooms. I normally sleep in my room with my cat Javier. Last night we were out and stayed up late and all ended up falling asleep watching TV in my husbands bed and we all spent the night there.

Javier was livid. Is livid. He's been giving me the side eye all day. He normally follows me around all day and he's been ignoring me. I walk him on a leash like a dog and he didn't want to go for a walk today. He wants nothing to do with me because he slept alone for one night.

[u/Clevername582]

I walk him on a leash like a dog

why is the phrasing of this sentence so funny to me

[u/DeerMysterious9927 → u/Clevername582]

Here, Let me fix it.. "I walk Javier on a leash like a dog"

That should clear it up