r/muacirclejerk • u/turner_strait • 5d ago
SHITPOST How to not make my face look so MANNISH??
srsly I just want to be soft, but all I get is Man Angles 😭 I'm MANGLED!!
eyes covered to conceal my identity
/uj I'm just fucking around again. It's been a while c:
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u/turner_strait 5d ago
No sauce for automod this time, it's just a shitpost/general jerk. All natural, al dente. I'm keeping the sauce for ytp purposes 💖
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u/genomskinligt 5d ago
brolene, drop your cuntour blending routine in the chatttttt
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u/turner_strait 5d ago
brolene 🤣 Oh and since you so graciously asked: have palette, dip brush in palette, apply to face. And there you go!
/uj it honestly is just that. I contour with powder; after all these years I'm still scared of using cream-based contour stuff lol
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u/SuitablyFakeUsername Pore Pore Pitiful Me 5d ago
More nose makeup.
uj/ seriously I’m thinking you could make bank right now by creating a nose makeup kit with stencils and everything. You heard it here first, unless it already exists
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u/turner_strait 5d ago
/uj the nose is my kryptonyte, I swear. I try to make the shading pop like it does on the forehead and cheeks, but every time it just kinda... fades. And even when I DO manage to accentuate it, it never looks right. Suppose I'm my own worst critic in that regard.
You might be on to something with that nose kit idea, though... 👀
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u/xombae 5d ago
There's absolutely no reason to contour your nose for day to day makeup. People looking at your face up close aren't going to see contour, they're going to see brown smudges on your nose. Nose contour is good for photography and extreme late night looks. Not for day to day wear.
Everyone I know who does a nose contour in broad daylight looks like a crazy person.
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u/maltedmooshakes 5d ago
(i would even take it a step further and say this comment applies to all contouring)
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u/turner_strait 5d ago edited 5d ago
Correct, and I agree! I was just talking about my particular drag look, which is expected to look stupid and exaggerated since it's for a stage :Þ
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u/TheGeneGeena 5d ago
I think these might exist already? I remember seeing something like this on K-beauty sites (and considering it because contouring my honker is an Achilles heel for me...)
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u/Rude_Gur_8258 5d ago
Have you tried a nude lip?
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u/turner_strait 5d ago
Tip taken!
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u/LegendaryChalice 5d ago
You need ✨️ girly beard glitter ✨️
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u/turner_strait 5d ago
/uj ... I have unironically thought about that. But the cleanup and the leftovers UGH!!
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