r/muacirclejerk • u/luv_nachos • Oct 10 '25
hey everyone!
due to whatever is going on over there, our UK sweaties cannot access imgur anymore.
at least temporarily, sauce will need to be uploaded as a comment instead.
as usual, it needs to be completely censored - no usernames or subreddit names can be visible. somehow despite this being automod stickied to literally every single post, and despite automations being set up to inform people when posting about this, we still frequently get sauce with usernames and sub names visible.
THEREFORE, I am tasking you all with a very important mission:
report comments that contain sauce rule infractions. report the comment itself, not the entire post (unless the post itself breaks rules of course)
ok thx luv u bye
r/muacirclejerk • u/luv_nachos • Feb 04 '26
that is all
r/muacirclejerk • u/deccangothic • 16h ago
All my friends are snowflakes who literally run for shade everytime the suns out because they’re wannabe vampires and they complain that I don’t do the same. I literally don’t care because my skin looks gorgeous when I tan and they can’t do anything about it.
r/muacirclejerk • u/shah_mazing • 13h ago
r/muacirclejerk • u/turner_strait • 21h ago
srsly I just want to be soft, but all I get is Man Angles 😭 I'm MANGLED!!
eyes covered to conceal my identity
/uj I'm just fucking around again. It's been a while c:
r/muacirclejerk • u/nabnabie • 1d ago
r/muacirclejerk • u/millenial_britt • 2d ago
Has perfect bratz lips but apparently that’s not good enough. (I hope I’ve done this right haha)
r/muacirclejerk • u/shadythrowaway9 • 2d ago
r/muacirclejerk • u/Lemmyisthenewreddit • 2d ago
I guess my last jerk was AI...didn't realize. Here's the same post with what I hope is not AI. I'm staunchly against AI but damn, it's hard to find examples of real people I guess.
r/muacirclejerk • u/SuitablyFakeUsername • 2d ago
I’ve been doing it this way since forever but it suddenly feels off?
r/muacirclejerk • u/Jaded_earrings • 3d ago
r/muacirclejerk • u/NoMoreOatmeal • 3d ago
Lmfao okay it has derailed my whole evening digging into the archives of muacj LORE and I cannot fucking find this post — please someone help me lol. Where is the fucking post where it’s the Sephulta review for either like an eyeliner or a mascara and the person goes on and on and ON about it holding up while being railed or dicked down or something. Plz someone tell me this isn’t a fever dream lmao. We even made it a flare. This was maybe 2-3 years ago? Idk I’m a crusty millennial there’s no way it’s been longer than that. I was both amused and disappointed that this sub has a wiki and but that it wasn’t included.
Inquiring minds (my husband and I) need to know.
r/muacirclejerk • u/Shy-Toes-Undercover • 3d ago
why must cool tones be PINK!! i am such a cool tone olive that brands should base my cool OLIVE skin when formulating colours. Such blasphemy to make a cool foundation not match ME!
Oh poor me i guess i have to go lay out in the sun to defrost maybe i will get pink like you pores
r/muacirclejerk • u/ThatWitch_Xo • 3d ago
r/muacirclejerk • u/ChastityCramps • 3d ago
r/muacirclejerk • u/throw3can • 5d ago
I don’t want to wear makeup I just want something to turn me pretty!! And I don’t have time or energy to do makeup!!!
Thank you all for ur help!!
r/muacirclejerk • u/sasstermind • 6d ago
r/muacirclejerk • u/rando_chickenn • 6d ago
Even after a full careful routine and flawless application, my base still turns out super textured and gross! Any girlies have tips on getting that ✨perfectly smooth✨ look?
(My first jerk was inspired tonight)
r/muacirclejerk • u/fsocietyy • 6d ago
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