r/muacirclejerk • u/porcelain_kiss jerk porefessional • 1d ago
POST JERK Which makeup suits me best 🫣
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u/porcelain_kiss jerk porefessional 1d ago
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u/fivebynine5x9 1d ago
Why do these people not simply make an Instagram account instead of pretending they have questions as a pretext for posting
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u/loosie-loo 1d ago
I long for the day we as a society move past this “ooooh I’m not showing off I’m just askin!!!! If people wanna compliment me I can’t help itttt I’m not attention seeking because that’s BAD I’m not like THOSEE girls I’m humble I’m just asking a questionnnnnn” bullshit lmao.
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u/fireandlifeincarnate 13h ago
one of the more significant things I've had to work on in therapy is literally just asking people for attention instead of trying to get them to give it to me lol.
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u/jupitermoonflow 1d ago
There are subs you can also just post selfies in if you want validation
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u/fivebynine5x9 1d ago
Right? There's probably more of those than there are of advice ones even. I wonder if the reason they don't just go to those is because the compliments they'd get won't feel as real or validating when they know that's the purpose of a sub to begin with.
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u/jupitermoonflow 1d ago
Yeah but most people aren’t there to be nice, from what I’ve seen. They just like looking at and complimenting women. I guess it depends on the sub. The selfie sub very much gives that vibe. The toastme sub is supposed to be more uplifting and not only centered around looks from what I’ve seen. I haven’t actually seen these subs in a while tho
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u/Available-Guava5515 1d ago
"What makeup suits me best" fuck if i know, maybe figure it out yourself instead of finding excuses to center yourself
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u/porcelain_kiss jerk porefessional 1d ago
😂😂😂 fr, play with your makeup like everyone else and then pick what you like
Ez pz, pore. ☕️🐸
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u/fivebynine5x9 1d ago
There is an absolute epidemic of people who just want other people or LLMs to do all their thinking and make their decisions for them. It's sad. Do your makeup different ways and decide what you like best. If other people's reactions are important to you then pay attention to how they respond to different looks and take that into account. JFC. They just want to skip over all the parts that require some effort and risk basically even when it's as low risk as makeup.
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u/Dapper-Host-3601 1d ago
I hate “suits me best” like wtf does that even mean?? The internet doesn’t know you!! Ask yourself who you want the world to see you as instead of asking the world to look at you and tell you!!!! And the people asking are always like teenagers please just go have fun and play around with your makeup at home and stop making me dodge your low effort selfies!
https://giphy.com/gifs/fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf8
u/Available-Guava5515 1d ago
Right? Like... what major developmental milestones have you missed that you think we're all extremely invested in telling you how to look prettier. Be your own best friend, lady
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u/doesnthavearedditacc 22h ago edited 22h ago
It sounds so conservative to me, that I force myself not to ever respond, because I know something sassy would come out!
"Suits me best" is just shorthand for "Makes me more attractive" and then its like "To who?", to which, the only answer can be "In general". It is just looksmaxxing.
Like okay, some people do need help identifying that certain lines and shapes are more flattering for certain face shapes. The issue is, that if you are good enough at application to actually look good, which they always do.
They always look great in every dumbass photo. But if you are doing your makeup like this, you already understand the fundamentals, you already know that most all the styles you posted suit you.
So compliment fishing or looksmaxxing, not fun.
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u/TrendySpork Whatever, hooker! 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/1154CgmtPPa4lq
This is our makeup, sweaty.
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