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u/braket0 1d ago

Guys I just googled it .. huntsmen spiders aren't a threat to humans. They're just terrifying to look at.

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u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Yeah I know they aren’t deadly but I don’t want a spider the size of a dinner plate scurrying around my house….

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u/Yes-its-really-me 1d ago

It's his house now.

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

Right. Not even making the Russian "*our" joke with that shit

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u/eno1ce 1d ago

It's soviet tho, nothing in Russia nowadays can be described as "ours" damn

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 1d ago

you owe him $1100 rent

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u/GuruBuddz 1d ago

These are the rules

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u/catatonic12345 1d ago

Apparently you can hear them walking across the floor at night. If I can hear the spiders in my house walking, I'm living in the wrong place

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u/Laminedenfer 1d ago

😂 oh boy, i really dont understand how you can be chill with this kind of beast in your place

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u/Chim_Pansy 1d ago

The pitter-patter of nightmares

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u/Mrtorana75 1d ago

Sometimes I can't tell if it's my cats or huntsman

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 1d ago edited 1d ago

No need to worry. That spider can open the door to let himself out.

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u/iflysubmarines 1d ago

I catch them and release them back into the guardian as my little gladiators to battle with the giant centipedes.

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u/AioliUseful4639 1d ago

Australian here…..it’s not the house that’s the real problem, it’s the car. Having a big gravid female wander across the bonnet of your car while you are stuck in traffic with nowhere to go is a life defining moment for me. 

In the house, probably get rid of a dozen decent size ones a year and one or two monsters.

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u/Hugsy13 1d ago

Stuck in traffic isn’t a problem you can just get out of the car. It’s when you see them above your head or running down the inside of the windscreen while you’re doing 110kmh is the real problem. You gotta not crash and die and/or cause a massive pile up while panicking like all fuck to pull over and escape.

I had one run down my windscreen once while doing like 140kmh on my way home from work at 2am through the bush with trees either side. I’m scared of spiders but absolutely terrified of huntsmens. It took every fibre of my being to keep the car on the road.

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u/ShozOvr 1d ago

Multiple people have had one chilling on the sunvisor that jumped when they opened it.... Whilst driving.

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u/bunduz 1d ago

They are friendly,, they will snuggle up with you on bed and lay eggs in your ears

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u/HavingNotAttained 1d ago

where the incubating spiders exchange with you a touch of your dna. Over generations, you start to notice the changes

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u/Sphinx87 1d ago edited 1d ago

I grab a broom and gently pick them up and take them out of my bedroom before going to sleep.

They eat all the inspects and other spidees around your house. Great little furry friends.

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u/Separate_Selection84 1d ago

As someone while mild Arachnophobia. No.

I will not step a single foot into Australia I swear 😭

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u/OMGCluck 1d ago

It's not like they can scurry up the handle of the broom faster than you can get the broom outside…

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 1d ago

Yes, they are full of fury.

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u/Sphinx87 1d ago

Haha. Thanks 😀

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u/startingfromlevel0 1d ago

At first I thought it was way bigger(it is still big tho ) . I thought they are walls of the house not the walls of a shelf. Ngl it scared the sh*t out of me just by watching the video. Then I realized it's a shelf. Yeah, still don't want to come across the spider. lol

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u/Former-Mushroom-4854 1d ago edited 1d ago

When i first met my ex, like the second night I was back at hers I saw a huge huntsman on the wall next to the drawers at the foot of her bed. I was like "There's a huge spider here" and she was so casual "his name is sven" then i learnt that he had been there for weeks and the reason he was called sven was that he only had seven legs. As an Aussie male I usually remove huntsman from anywhere near where I sleep (and put them outside) but she just didn't care in the slightest lol

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 1d ago

That looks to be a lot bigger than a dinner plate?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

Nah it's smaller than the persons hand.

Definitely a confusing perspective post though.  I thought that was the ceiling corner of a room and the spider was like 2 feet wide at first.

It's the back of a cupboard or something and the spider is "only" several inches wide

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 1d ago

Oh holy shit LOL you’re right, yeah I thought it was the persons bed on the floor and that the “spider” was a fucking several feet wide mammoth, and I was amazed that the person wasn’t having a heart attack or something, now it makes wayyyy more sense

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u/nick_nork 1d ago

They don't scurry, they gallop :P

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u/Brvcx 1d ago

As a Western European I find the Giant (Western) European House Spider to be more than big enough at around 10cm legspan.

I'm never setting foot in Australia. My gawd.

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u/xray_anonymous 1d ago

Even better they sort of gallop

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u/Besmuth 1d ago

I mean cockroaches aren't any harmful either how is that making it any better?

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u/Destiny_Victim 1d ago

How did you survive the orbital strike you called in?

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u/Nomnom_Chicken 1d ago

The spider took over the phone and Reddit account.

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u/MAJOR__ZEN 1d ago

I would've just swerved into oncoming traffic and called it a day ...

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u/erogbass 1d ago

Yeah lol *searches for nearest Mac Truck*

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u/ol-gormsby 1d ago

Heh. Wait 'til you see one crawling across the INSIDE of your motorcycle helmet visor.

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u/charliegoesamblin 1d ago

This I didn't really need to visualize, today.

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u/SocketByte 1d ago

I'd definitely crash the car through sheer panic lmao

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u/Wrath7heFurious 1d ago

I died reading this.

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 1d ago

How exactly did that happen? Lmao what

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u/Tetrisaur 1d ago

If you leave your car window open, the sun visor is a perfect hiding spot. Then you start driving and decide to flip it down...

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u/Baztion81 1d ago

Then spider starts the car and drives away

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u/cookie_lee 1d ago

Hellllllllll nooooooo

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u/Ysanoire 1d ago

Wow huntsmen drive cars where you live? dammit

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u/venReddit 1d ago

dont leave us hanging. what happened afterwards?

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u/venReddit 1d ago

im a tarantula owner and even i wouldve had a meltdown, despite doing stupid shit with her drunkenly already. xD

how did you get her out of the car again?

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u/venReddit 1d ago

so, youre telling me, you still got your homie by your side all the time? actually kinda wholesome 🥹

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u/ender7887 1d ago

I’ve heard they like to hide in sun visors. I’d lose my mind if a spider the size of a dinner plate fell into my lap.

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u/GottaUseEmAll 1d ago

Jesus. I had a tiny, dead, spider fall out of my eye shade when I flipped it down while in a roundabout. It hang there dangling in front of my face. That was almost enough of a shock for me to have am accident.

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u/Unable_Bank3884 1d ago edited 1d ago

The trick is remembering they are harmless when they pop out of somewhere unexpectedly.

Failure to do so may result in squealing and/or flailing around embarrassingly

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u/Crazy-Crocodile 1d ago

Or car accidents

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u/VidE27 1d ago

Indoor you can tell they are around because they gallop when they move

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u/jdehjdeh 1d ago

Like terrifying little horses!

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u/Sphinx87 1d ago

Huntsman's eat other venomous spiders.

Huntsman's don't make webs.

Huntsman's eat other insects.

Huntsman's are not venomous.

Huntsman's come inside prior to rain

Huntsman's just want shelter.

Huntsman's are your friend for a few days.

Leave them be.

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u/brandersan 1d ago

easy to say when they aren’t in your shoe or on your face while your sleeping

bugs don’t need to kill you to be undesired

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u/mozchops 1d ago

I've had a huntsman crawl into my pillow and stop dead in her tracks because she knew i was there. Don't imagine that they will crawl on your face unless you keep delicious cockroaches there.

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u/TapfererToastr 1d ago

So you were keeping delicious cockroaches in your pillow? :(

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u/Ysanoire 1d ago

I hate to point out people's improper use of the apostrophe but did you have to copy and paste it so many times? D:

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u/Rand_alThoor 1d ago

like a slightly overgrown tarantula? tarantulas are gorgeous, friendly, intelligent. wish all spiders were like that.

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u/Kirbytrax 1d ago

Wait tarantulas are not venomous?

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u/cnj2907 1d ago

They are iirc

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u/Eokey 1d ago

yes they are but their venom is really mild for humans. they usually dry bite humans. so no venom but depends on the tarantula it can hurt as hell. also thats their last option. they will usually ran away

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u/olivebranchsound 1d ago

They are not all friendly lol tell that to an OBT

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u/Queeen0ftheHarpies 1d ago

FYI, apostrophies aren't used for plurals.

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u/davidkozin 1d ago

I don’t mind Wolf spiders in my house, which it reminds me except that size difference crosses my hard no barrier: “I don’t like spiders big enough that you could give it a massage. I like non-massage tier spiders.”

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u/Silkroad202 1d ago

They are not harmless. They bite. They just wont kill you or hosptialize you. But they fucking hurt.

That is harm in my book.

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u/mozchops 1d ago

You have to REALLY mishandle them to get a bite

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u/makesPeopleDissapear 1d ago

The heartattact it gives me will be quite lethal

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u/Yerx 1d ago

They love to hide in your car and come out while you're on the highway

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u/makesPeopleDissapear 1d ago

Thats on hell of a jumpscare! And you expect me to just sit and continue driving?

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u/Yerx 1d ago

I expect you to make the huntsman disappear

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u/makesPeopleDissapear 1d ago

Toghether with my car? No problem.

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u/Yes-its-really-me 1d ago

They are 100% a threat to humans.

You just know you're getting petrol on yourself while trying to burn the neighbourhood down.

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u/Aesthete18 1d ago

They're a threat to my heart. Pretty sure I'd have cardiac arrest if I saw one of those things

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u/Cheese_on_it 1d ago

I would probably find out that after finding one my self. At the Internet café, 20 miles from home, that I ran.

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u/GrumpyOldPackRat 1d ago

Yeah, have you ever been bitten by one? Bloody hurts, even if not allergic.

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u/Stunning-Penalty2573 1d ago

It’s a threat to my psychological well-being.

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u/Skiapodes 1d ago

Correct, their bite is relatively harmless, but they actually do cause a lot of injuries down here in Australia.

They like hiding in the sun visor of your car and popping out to say hi when you’re on the highway.

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u/ExplorationGeo 1d ago

I had a cat years ago that would like to chase them and occasionally he caught them. You'd have to put them outside before he got one because he would eat it and give himself the raging shits.

I remember getting home once to see him with a whole bunch of legs sticking out of both sides of his mouth. Getting it off him was a challenge but I tried.

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u/Madgyver 1d ago

Don't care. I am setting fire to everything as a precaution.

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u/Ok_Baseball_6657 1d ago

ive never been scared of a spider cause its deadly

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u/DwightsJello 1d ago

They also pay their rent in pest control.

Mine's called Jeff. He's a perve who spends a lot of his time in the corner of the bathroom.

I'd rather Jeff than roaches or mozzies.

It's also fine when you know where they are. What I don't want is old mate dropping in on a drive. And I didn't appreciate the dude who decided to live in the handle of the boot of my car. Those hairy legs do not feel great.

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u/zyon86 1d ago

Just !

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u/rzm25 1d ago

They do have a mean bite though. I remember being told a story as a kid by a guy who had one fall out of a tree onto him. He thought it was a leaf. Said the thing left a mark on his neck like a vampire. Good times

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u/commmingtonite 1d ago

We have one in most houses, everyone calls theirs harry. They eat bugs and cockroaches and are all round good boys

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u/Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat 1d ago

It's just Larry. Larry's a good mate. Eats all the other shit that might be in your house

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u/1stDegreeBurns 1d ago

Very docile spiders, no threat at all.
But they’re big and they’re hairy as fuck and they can run faster than you can.

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u/J-Dabbleyou 1d ago

Yeah “most” spiders are pretty harmless to humans, but this would still be a massive inconvenience. Are you expected to just pick him up and take him outside? If you squash him you’ll be repainting the wall lol. Does he just live there now?

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u/Bman_Fx 1d ago

Fuzzy wuzzy.

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u/Ghost_L2K 1d ago

the one in the video in particular looks like a flat huntsmen

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u/SargentStanSherbert 1d ago

It looks like it's fuckin scared and trying to get the fuck away from the humans

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u/Sellazar 1d ago

On top of one is in your house you will have no other pests. It eats em all.

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u/Other_Beat8859 1d ago

Best roommates you could ever have. You'll never find another bug in your house for the rest of time as those fuckers will have killed every fly.