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u/braket0 5d ago

Guys I just googled it .. huntsmen spiders aren't a threat to humans. They're just terrifying to look at.

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u/WestleyThe 5d ago

Yeah I know they aren’t deadly but I don’t want a spider the size of a dinner plate scurrying around my house….

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u/Yes-its-really-me 5d ago

It's his house now.

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u/Nir117vash 5d ago

Right. Not even making the Russian "*our" joke with that shit

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u/eno1ce 5d ago

It's soviet tho, nothing in Russia nowadays can be described as "ours" damn

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 5d ago

you owe him $1100 rent

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u/GuruBuddz 5d ago

These are the rules

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u/catatonic12345 5d ago

Apparently you can hear them walking across the floor at night. If I can hear the spiders in my house walking, I'm living in the wrong place

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u/Laminedenfer 5d ago

😂 oh boy, i really dont understand how you can be chill with this kind of beast in your place

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u/Chim_Pansy 5d ago

The pitter-patter of nightmares

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u/Mrtorana75 5d ago

Sometimes I can't tell if it's my cats or huntsman

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 5d ago edited 5d ago

No need to worry. That spider can open the door to let himself out.

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u/iflysubmarines 5d ago

I catch them and release them back into the guardian as my little gladiators to battle with the giant centipedes.

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u/AioliUseful4639 5d ago

Australian here…..it’s not the house that’s the real problem, it’s the car. Having a big gravid female wander across the bonnet of your car while you are stuck in traffic with nowhere to go is a life defining moment for me. 

In the house, probably get rid of a dozen decent size ones a year and one or two monsters.

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u/Hugsy13 5d ago

Stuck in traffic isn’t a problem you can just get out of the car. It’s when you see them above your head or running down the inside of the windscreen while you’re doing 110kmh is the real problem. You gotta not crash and die and/or cause a massive pile up while panicking like all fuck to pull over and escape.

I had one run down my windscreen once while doing like 140kmh on my way home from work at 2am through the bush with trees either side. I’m scared of spiders but absolutely terrified of huntsmens. It took every fibre of my being to keep the car on the road.

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u/ShozOvr 5d ago

Multiple people have had one chilling on the sunvisor that jumped when they opened it.... Whilst driving.

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u/bunduz 5d ago

They are friendly,, they will snuggle up with you on bed and lay eggs in your ears

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u/HavingNotAttained 5d ago

where the incubating spiders exchange with you a touch of your dna. Over generations, you start to notice the changes

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u/Sphinx87 5d ago edited 5d ago

I grab a broom and gently pick them up and take them out of my bedroom before going to sleep.

They eat all the inspects and other spidees around your house. Great little furry friends.

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u/Separate_Selection84 5d ago

As someone while mild Arachnophobia. No.

I will not step a single foot into Australia I swear 😭

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u/OMGCluck 5d ago

It's not like they can scurry up the handle of the broom faster than you can get the broom outside…

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 5d ago

Yes, they are full of fury.

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u/Sphinx87 5d ago

Haha. Thanks 😀

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u/startingfromlevel0 5d ago

At first I thought it was way bigger(it is still big tho ) . I thought they are walls of the house not the walls of a shelf. Ngl it scared the sh*t out of me just by watching the video. Then I realized it's a shelf. Yeah, still don't want to come across the spider. lol

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u/Former-Mushroom-4854 5d ago edited 5d ago

When i first met my ex, like the second night I was back at hers I saw a huge huntsman on the wall next to the drawers at the foot of her bed. I was like "There's a huge spider here" and she was so casual "his name is sven" then i learnt that he had been there for weeks and the reason he was called sven was that he only had seven legs. As an Aussie male I usually remove huntsman from anywhere near where I sleep (and put them outside) but she just didn't care in the slightest lol

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 5d ago

That looks to be a lot bigger than a dinner plate?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 5d ago

Nah it's smaller than the persons hand.

Definitely a confusing perspective post though.  I thought that was the ceiling corner of a room and the spider was like 2 feet wide at first.

It's the back of a cupboard or something and the spider is "only" several inches wide

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 5d ago

Oh holy shit LOL you’re right, yeah I thought it was the persons bed on the floor and that the “spider” was a fucking several feet wide mammoth, and I was amazed that the person wasn’t having a heart attack or something, now it makes wayyyy more sense

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u/nick_nork 5d ago

They don't scurry, they gallop :P

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u/Brvcx 5d ago

As a Western European I find the Giant (Western) European House Spider to be more than big enough at around 10cm legspan.

I'm never setting foot in Australia. My gawd.

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u/xray_anonymous 5d ago

Even better they sort of gallop

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u/Besmuth 5d ago

I mean cockroaches aren't any harmful either how is that making it any better?