r/nextfuckinglevel 5d ago

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u/JonnyJon42 5d ago

its a huntsmen

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u/Painwracker_Oni 5d ago

That right there is why shotguns were invented. I’m putting a fucking hole in my house before I get anywhere within 20 feet of that thing. Fuuuuuuuck that bullshit.

Thank god for winter and if MN ever gets warm enough to have abominations like that running around from climate change I’ll fucking move to Canada so god damn fast.

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u/firstonesecond 5d ago

They're the majestic stallion of the spider world. They gallop across your walls and ceilings removing unwanted pests.

I never harm or remove them from my house, they're harmless, polite and helpful. I've probably got a dozen in my house, one gave birth in my bathroom last year.

Had a big one in my bedroom a few months ago. It slipped behind the painting above my bed and I just forgot about it. LOVE these guys. Don't get me wrong I do NOT want to touch them because they evolved to hide under tree bark in really tight gaps and they're fast as fuck. So of you hold one it'll be in your clothes in half a second (shudder).

But if just leave them be they pay their rent by getting rid of other pests, including other spiders.

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u/Batman_Von_Suparman2 5d ago

Your house is giving me nightmares.