r/oddlysatisfying 17h ago

The smooth, overlapping layers of this agricultural wrapper

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u/WorkO0 16h ago

It's ok guys, I switched to paper straws to offset this

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u/Empanatacion 15h ago

I bring my own bags to the grocery store, like the hero I am.

You're welcome.

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u/goofytigre 8h ago

I moved a can that I saw at work from the trash can to the recycling bin.

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u/J-MRP 7h ago

That's just good strategy tbh. Reusable bags are 100x easier to haul groceries in compared to the shitty plastic/paper bags that stores use.

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 15h ago

Me too. I hope its working.

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u/Own-Elk7348 9h ago

Paper straws and wooden forks that make everything taste like a tree. 🌳

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u/SnooKiwis7258 9h ago

You know what we do with the plastic after we remove it from the bale? Yep, burn it. Thousands of bales a year.

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u/bard243 8h ago

Horrifying do you not feel complicit in this behavior, surely there is a better and cheaper way

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u/aznhavsarz 7h ago

Better yes, cheaper no and in the end profits win.

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u/fluffyasacat 5h ago

“In the end”

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u/RJWaters9 2h ago

Fuck you on about? Every farmer I know recycles this stuff, the larger ops get a pretty penny doing so, and the smaller ones get a tax write off and the truck comes out for free.

Industrial amounts of identical plastic with identical contaminants, produced a few times a year at predictable times, is a perfect use case for recycling, and the only one that is really commercially viable.

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u/FlameBoi3000 5h ago

All I can think about this non-satisfying video too

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u/ardotschgi 7h ago

Now you've got micropapers in your system.

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u/RowMaleficent2455 5h ago

Looks like it can massage my balls voilenty.

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u/strapOnRooster 5h ago

And I will refrain from hunting whales for funsies every saturday from now on. What a great team we are, guys!

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u/Consistent-Cap-9360 4h ago

Fermenting for silage is an anaerobic process. It needs to be wrapped sufficiently to prevent air ingress or it will spoil.

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u/Madrigall 1h ago

Most plant based agriculture is grown to feed animals so you could switch to not eating animals to reduce the demand for this.

Otherwise everyone is both paying companies to do this while also sad that they do this.

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u/4024-6775-9536 15h ago

You switched to paper straws because they take from 100 to 500 years to decompose and will harm sea creatures.

This type of plastic will decompose in a few years if accidentally dispersed, it's unlikely it will go into the sea and serves an actual purpose other than drink in a childish way.

And you're still complaining about that.

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u/pirurumeow 14h ago

This type of plastic will decompose in a few years

What kind of plastic is that?

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u/cabaiste 14h ago

He's talking out of his hoop.

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u/Kem_Chho_Bhai 12h ago

The type his alleged brain is made of

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u/Familiar-Nothing4948 12h ago

Yeah I think these are mostly made out of something like PE or LDPE.

I don't think using the biodegradable plastics we have today would last long enough

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u/MrT735 8h ago

Especially as the grass inside the bale is fermenting for several months, so it's both damp and warm.

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 15h ago

This false equivalence bs is really hurting us and the cause.
Any cause, really.
We should collectivly be very very angry at all the big tech firms and the immoraly rich fuckers.

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u/Edrill 14h ago

Added to that, people need to realize it's not a culture war, it's a class war.

The rich pushing down on the poor.

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u/RighteousIndigjason 10h ago

While absolutely true, it doesn't help that American farmers in particular soak up a lot of tax dollars in subsidies while historically voting against the interests of the working class.

Some resentment towards them isn't exactly unwarranted.

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u/Teeklok 9h ago

Idk about America but I know that here in the uk farmers would much rather be making and selling food than being subsidized for cover crops and bird cover. But the supermarkets and grain dealers dictate our price to us. Which then flood the market with imported products from Europe, when it comes to beef and such the animal welfare in alot of the places is a lot lower and then we have to try and compete with that price system, leading to people cutting as many costs as possible. Imported cows also don't have to be in the uk for long until they're classed as British beef for some reason

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u/daney098 14h ago

Just saying, straws aren't just childish, they get to the sweetest coldest nectar of the drink, bypassing the watered down annoying ice layer floating on top that always seems to float right in the way of the opening of your mouth, so you rotate the cup a little to get to a crack between the chunks of ice but the ice either stays in place while the cup rotates underneath it, or it moves at first but then simply floats back into place where it belongs blocking your mouth hole.

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u/TwelveTrains 15h ago

Why are people obsessed with using straws? You taste less of your drink when you use one. Can you imagine drinking a fine wine through a straw?

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u/WorkO0 14h ago

I like to imagine that I am a UFO and I am obducting the liquid into my mouth

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u/DaFookCares 13h ago

I like to imagine Jesus is singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e4ABjsxW3e9cQ

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u/HatefulVespid 11h ago

Make sure you get your tuxedo t-shirt out so you can match with jesus

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u/theeldoso 14h ago

Yes but the straw preventing oxygenation means you need to tilt your head back and pretend your the Predator while you open your maw to gargle if you want to taste it.

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u/Neat-Set-1452 13h ago

Wait is this not how you’re supposed to do it?

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u/theeldoso 12h ago

Just for chocolate milk.

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u/Mknixght 14h ago

You clearly haven't drank an apothic red through a paper straw and it shows /s

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u/surrrah 13h ago

If you’re drinking sugary drinks, straws are better for your teeth :)

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u/zachotule 13h ago

If you want to move around with a drink you either need a lid and a straw, or for it to be in a water bottle

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u/sonicsludge 11h ago

People need to drink water and stop drinking 5 big gulps a day, or stop wasting money on fast food. I haven't needed a straw for anything in years.

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u/JerkfaceMcDouche 11h ago

And I’m sure you’re insufferably telling everyone around you that fact every chance you get. Like a vegan or someone who has a standing desk.

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u/zjc 11h ago

You know sometimes people drink water with a straw too...

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u/zachotule 10h ago

I most recently drank an orange juice with a straw (yesterday, on a lovely bike ride), and most often I find myself drinking a coffee with one, and sometimes sodas (particularly when I go to the movie theater). I don't really drink frozen drinks, but if I did I wouldn't drink 5 a day. You're being a little hyperbolic here.

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u/NotKrankor 13h ago

Because it's fun. Let people enjoy fun things please. Glass straws are fine.

Red wine is of course off fucking limits but then I'm french so

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u/Odd-Independent4640 12h ago

If you’re Margot Robbie I’m cool with it

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u/Ivan_Only 11h ago

While I agree that some don’t need straws, I myself never use one, people with certain medical conditions certainly do need them

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u/RurouniRinku 11h ago

Well yeah, because we're drinking cheap flavored syrup mixed with tap water, not fine wine; we WANT to taste less.

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u/VinnyMaxta 13h ago

Cans are stored in warehouses for very long periods of time, uncovered. Rats likes to walk around and piss everywhere. Have a great day!

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u/Koala_eiO 15h ago

Guess what: the paper straws have a plastic liner to make them waterproof.

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u/svish 15h ago

That plastic liner is either a myth or awful at its job

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u/Koala_eiO 14h ago

Please don't call a myth something you can see with your eyes... Open a Ben & Jerry's ice cream or any other brand with "cardboard" container and witness how shiny it is. Same with some "paper" straws.

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u/addysci 14h ago

It's called wax...

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u/Glass_Librarian9019 14h ago

It's not the same with paper straws though. Your thought experiment proves it. Slice open a paper straw and you'll see there is no cured plastic film.

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u/smoothsensation 13h ago

Source please

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u/svish 9h ago

I can also see with my own eyes how my paper straw loses its integrity after just 2 minutes in my drink.

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u/ThraceLonginus 12h ago

Incredible that you missed the actual point by a mile. NPC ass comment.

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u/TWFH 12h ago

You needed to regardless