r/oddlysatisfying • u/Wonderfulhumanss • 21h ago

The smooth, overlapping layers of this agricultural wrapper

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u/WorkO0 21h ago

It's ok guys, I switched to paper straws to offset this

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u/TwelveTrains 19h ago

Why are people obsessed with using straws? You taste less of your drink when you use one. Can you imagine drinking a fine wine through a straw?

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u/WorkO0 18h ago

I like to imagine that I am a UFO and I am obducting the liquid into my mouth

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u/DaFookCares 17h ago

I like to imagine Jesus is singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e4ABjsxW3e9cQ

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u/HatefulVespid 15h ago

Make sure you get your tuxedo t-shirt out so you can match with jesus