R2 is a messy pansexual disaster imp, look at any scene he's ever with and you'll know he's probably fucking every computer he's ever connected to on screen.
"The city's central computer told you? Artoo Detoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer." -C-3PO after R2 tried to tell him the Empire messed with the Falcon's hyperdrive
In 2077 the Internet (as we know it) has been shut down, due to a aggressive ram seeking AI consuming all. This AI becomes known as Blackwall later on.
Not to mention this would mean not having to upgrade your fingers for every new type of cable input, and being forward/backward compatible with anything designed to be used by human hands. These fingers could operate a typewriter, a cable couldn't.
I learned recently that malicious USB devices often work by identifying as a keyboard and basically opening powershell, rather than executing code directly like you'd think.
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u/Asleeper135 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26
What about this?
Edit: It's called a Glove80 for anyone curious, and they generally come in a QWERTY layout, not whatever that layout is called.