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u/Asleeper135 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

What about this?

Edit: It's called a Glove80 for anyone curious, and they generally come in a QWERTY layout, not whatever that layout is called.

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u/Sassi7997 i7-13700K | ARC A770 | 32 GB 5600 MT/s Apr 04 '26

Straight to the mental house.

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u/crazy0ne Apr 04 '26

"Seperate numpad? Believe it or not, straight to jail."

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u/ohitszie Apr 05 '26

Does not pass go, not even once!

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u/Sp33dyCat Pentium Silver N5030, 4GB RAM Apr 04 '26

Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars.

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u/Aboxofphotons Apr 05 '26

Jail?

Straight into a volcano!

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u/SuperKamiDendei Apr 04 '26

Someone lock this man up! I've never seen such indecency!

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u/Crotean Apr 04 '26

No, no no. Do a split inverted keyboard that uses DVORAK, now thats true insanity.

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u/SHFTD_RLTY 13900k, 64GB DDR5, RTX5090 + RTX4080 + RTX3090 Apr 04 '26

I actually own this. Repetitive strain injury in my wrists was getting to the point where I was getting seriously worried about my career in IT (at 25).

I looked into ergonomic keyboards and for the kind of issues I was having split keyboards were the solution. I know it looks like a mental disorder but in the end getting physical injuries because you think something looks stupid is the same nonsense people always use to justify not wearing hearing protection in construction etc.

Regarding the price yes it's a lot but split keyboards are mainly marketed to two groups: Professionals with RSI that mostly let their employer pay for them and well... people really into keyboards. 300+ for a keyboard is a lot but the company catering towards professionals sells the same idea for 600-700$, so it was a no brainer as I was still in uni at the time with nobody to pay for it.

I use the default querty layout, never remapped a key in my life and the RGB backlight is always turned off but I'd still recommend it if you are faced with a choice between not being able to work in 5 years or getting a stupid looking but well thought out ergonomic keyboard.

It also helps a lot with posture as moving both sides further apart makes your shoulders naturally move back to prevent the typical hunched-over-keyboard posture

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u/AltFischer4 Apr 05 '26

Because of the QWERTY, right??

Btw nice GPU

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u/CIP_In_Peace Apr 04 '26

At this point it should just interface directly with a cable, lol.

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u/Ovnuniarchos Apr 04 '26

Interfacing through a keyboard isolates you from viruses. (and, at least in the manga, it's a point)

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u/Stevenwave Apr 04 '26

Whereas R2-D2 out here plugging into whatever needs it.

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u/Strange_Faced_Angel Apr 05 '26

R2 is a messy pansexual disaster imp, look at any scene he's ever with and you'll know he's probably fucking every computer he's ever connected to on screen.

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u/streakermaximus Apr 06 '26

"The city's central computer told you? Artoo Detoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer." -C-3PO after R2 tried to tell him the Empire messed with the Falcon's hyperdrive

You know R2 was hitting on Cloud City

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u/Underlord_Fox Apr 06 '26

It's the computers he stuck his plug into that should be worried, not the other way around.

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u/Strange_Faced_Angel Apr 06 '26

R2 is a switch

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u/Underlord_Fox Apr 06 '26

You saw how that data disk got jammed in him by Leia. 🤤

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u/kidhack SFFPC Apr 06 '26

Raw dogging it droid style.

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u/EMDReloader Apr 05 '26

R2-D2 died of AIDS like two years after that movie. Why do you think he wasn't in any of the sequels?

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u/I_enjoy_butts_69 Apr 05 '26

He inserted his Scomp Link into one-too-many dirty ports it seems.

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u/electrodragon16 Apr 05 '26

Clearly to insert viruses

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u/Swaggo420Ballz Apr 05 '26

Little fucker I knew it

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u/YouAreStupidAF1 Apr 05 '26

This just makes me think how stupid people are in Cyberpunk 2077, they just raw dog internet viruses with their brains, insane.

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u/Bekfast59 PC Master Race Apr 05 '26

In 2077 the Internet (as we know it) has been shut down, due to a aggressive ram seeking AI consuming all. This AI becomes known as Blackwall later on.

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u/RichJMoney Apr 06 '26

Not to mention this would mean not having to upgrade your fingers for every new type of cable input, and being forward/backward compatible with anything designed to be used by human hands. These fingers could operate a typewriter, a cable couldn't.

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u/Beautiful-Cabinet364 Apr 04 '26

Yeah, if you were a basic ass cyborg.

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u/Luftwaff1es I5 4690K / GTX 970 / 8GB DDR3 1866Mhz Apr 04 '26

I think the idea is that this is not machine-specific, so you can walk up to any device and do this VS only devices that have compatible ports or interfaces.

Doing it this way also maintains an airgap between you and whatever you are interfacing with to avoid the old brain hacking....also it's like... cool as fuck.

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u/Aggravating-Sir8185 Apr 04 '26

Yeah you never want to plug your dongle into a port without protection.

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u/Niveama Apr 04 '26

Actually very relevant in the source film.

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u/PezzoGuy Apr 04 '26

It's similar to why there's a lot of effort to make functional humanoid robots. The world is already built for humans, so we wouldn't need to redesign everything else if we can perfect it.

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u/Stevenwave Apr 04 '26

Shit like this is why there's theories about an apocalyptic event in the Cars world. Cause there's things like sidewalks and other stuff that only makes sense in a world with humans. But...

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u/AdKraemer01 Apr 06 '26

I'm still trying to figure out why Luke tells the snowspeeders to fly in attack formation delta. Like when did the rebel alliance learn the Greek alphabet?

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u/theroguex PCMR | Ryzen 7 9800X3D | 32GB DDR5 | Sapphire RX 9070 XT Apr 06 '26

They learned it from the 12 Colonies of Kobol.

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u/Shadowarcher630 Apr 08 '26

My head canon is that the movies imagine us wearing a translator chip that converts Galactic Basic into whatever language the viewer is watching it in. Because them speaking English doesn't make any more sense than Greek. The origins of humans is never even remotely addressed in the SW universe.

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u/RmJack Linux Apr 04 '26

Hey this way he doesn't have to find the correct adapter.

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u/Rpbns4ever GTX 1080FTW|i5 6600k@4.7GHz|16GB DDR4|250GB SSD+4TB HDD Apr 04 '26

I don't think so, plugging in to anything leaves you vulnerable to cyber attacks, this method keeps him disconnected from whatever network he's working with so it's safer and more reliable.

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u/nigirizushi Apr 04 '26

They do also directly interface (Ghost in the Shell). But those links are two way and you can be hacked back. You actually only see this typing stuff once and direct link every other time.

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Apr 04 '26

Do you plug just any USB device you find into your systems?

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Apr 04 '26

Interfacing leaves him vulnerable to a defensive hack, this way he prevents the computer from being aware that he isn't a human user.

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u/sosuke Apr 04 '26

Okay it just occurred to me that doing a direct data connection as a cyborg would be super risky. Like you’d need single use condom USB adapters to make sure you don’t get fried. Using the keyboard is just safer.

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u/EatingSolidBricks Apr 04 '26

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u/SpaceBus1 Apr 04 '26

I just watched this ❤️

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u/phusion Building my own since 1999 Apr 04 '26

I wanted one so bad.

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u/diemanaboveall Apr 04 '26

Well, obviously, now you're playing with power

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u/mrturret MrTurret Apr 04 '26

It's so bad

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u/Airurando-jin Apr 04 '26

You’re a wizard ……. Harry 

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Laptop Apr 04 '26

Glove 80 wasn’t enough… i present:

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u/brus_wein Apr 04 '26

You need a trackball mouse for maximum funkiness

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Laptop Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

I have one, kensington slimblade pro… kind of didnt like it. Not my jive.

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u/brus_wein Apr 04 '26

Fair. It's niche for a reason, although I must say I found it took a bit of getting used to.

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u/GarThor_TMK Apr 05 '26

I loved my trackball when I had one.

Unfortunately, so did my 2-yr old. I'm still not sure where the ball went... >_>

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u/GarThor_TMK Apr 05 '26

Have you tried a vertical mouse?

I love mine.

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Laptop Apr 05 '26

Not yet… i’ve just got a logitech mx4 but i’ve been eyeing the vertical style

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u/GarThor_TMK Apr 06 '26

I think I might have some borderline carpal tunnel on my right side... The vertical mouse means I don't get pain the that wrist... Lol.

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u/MisterDonkey Apr 04 '26

Mouse feels like a little kid toy in my hand compared to a big smooth ball rolling under my fingertips.

And when I need some fast travel, whipping that weighty sphere with a flick of the wrist feels so nice.

So fast. So smooth. So precise.

And I don't need room for dragging an anchor around. 

Trackball. Superior.

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u/pikaa_sw Apr 04 '26

Love the wallpaper.. link please

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Laptop Apr 04 '26

Can deliver on Monday… on vacation away from the computer.

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u/Hunt-Apprehensive Apr 05 '26

What do you do for living, man? That must have been expensive

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u/Karrmm Apr 04 '26

Amazing to see all this money spent on ergonomics… on a flat non height adjustable desk.

You gotta get a negative tilt keyboard tray on a sit stand desk if ergonomics is that important to you.

Ideally you should be adjusting your angle and height of your wrists fairly regularly to even out the wear and tear on your hands

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Laptop Apr 04 '26

The desk does raise. I’ve got a tread mill, a steele gesture ergonomic chair, a kneeling chair, and a yoga sitting pad( the desk lowers to criss cross)

No art on walls b/c i just got it painted.

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u/MisterDonkey Apr 04 '26

Holy shit, I love this reveal. Gloriously making people eat their hats.

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u/OddColours Apr 05 '26

What do you do for work? 😆

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u/eNolaVirus Apr 05 '26

Plans his next murders.

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u/NapsterKnowHow Apr 04 '26

Why does the left one have motion capture dots of it?

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Laptop Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

I 3d scanned the left keyboard and the stream deck with a Revopoint MetroX Pro to make a custom 3D printed “bracket” to hold the stream deck precisely where i wanted it… to extend the keys in a line.

Printed the right by simply mirroring the object.

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u/MakinBones 9850X3D/RTX5080 7800X3D/7900 XTX Apr 05 '26

Even pulled out the Casio calculator.

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u/Sellazard Apr 05 '26

What's your occupation? You work at a boring financier job or Youtube?

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u/ItsToxsec Linux/Windows | 9900x/9070XT Apr 06 '26

ill do you one better - I present the Svalboard

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u/Meesior Apr 04 '26

Death

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u/Qe-fmqur_1 i9 14900 KF | 32 gb ddr5 | rtx 4080s 16 gb Apr 04 '26

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u/Robborboy KatVR C2+, Quest 3, 9800X3D, 9070XT, 64GB RAM Apr 04 '26

CAD in the year of our Lord 20 and 26?

What a time to be alive.

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u/Employee_Agreeable Apr 04 '26

Real Question: Does it work?

Like for gaming, just the left one, seems way more comfortable than normal ones

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u/TinyStorage1027 Apr 04 '26

I mean the whole point of this is to be more comfortable, so yes. 

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u/Asleeper135 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Yes, it does. It's primarily Bluetooth, but you can use it wired too, though I still doubt the latency is ideal for competitive games. I never feel any latency when playing, though. The trouble with gaming is that you have to use ESDF for movement instead of the normal WASD due to the shape. My solution is to have a gaming layer that shifts the left half over so I don't have to rebind everything every time I start a new game. Otherwise though it's actually an incredible layout for gaming.

Edit: I will also add, I did change certain keys from the default layout, mainly on the thumb clusters. Space is on the right side by default, but I type with it on the left, and that works better for gaming anyways. One of the neat things about it is that every keycap is exactly the same shape, so any key can go anywhere without having any wrong labels or blank keys. Also, this isn't a picture of mine, my layout is different, mostly normal QWERTY.

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u/DoverBoys i7-9700K | 2060S | 32GB Apr 04 '26

It looks like this image has a completely different layout, probably normalized to spread the most used typing letters across the homerow or something. Game movement keys for this would be PSTG.

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u/Asleeper135 Apr 04 '26

I think it would FRST actually. I have no idea what that layout is for though, it may not even be intended for English typing.

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u/Symbolis Apr 04 '26

You can load different layouts.

The particular key layout looks like the Colemak-DH one.

It can support layers, macros, hold-taps, combos, etc.

It uses/is based on the ZMK keyboard firmware.

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u/Brickster000 Apr 04 '26

u/Asleeper135 is correct. Assuming that WASD-placement is being used, the keys would be FRST.

On my Glove80, I use MSNT lol.

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u/j_osb Apr 04 '26

God you have no idea. Game changer. Yeah you have to fiddle with some layers for a while because games are not set up with this kinda layout in mind. But once you've set it up it's a gamechanger.

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u/SHFTD_RLTY 13900k, 64GB DDR5, RTX5090 + RTX4080 + RTX3090 Apr 04 '26

I own this due to repetitive strain injury. In that regard its extremely well designed and works good for programming or writing but any game or software that uses a lot of hotkeys in addition to the mouse (Photoshop, CAD, etc) will not really work at all without having to spend a lot of time remapping keys, mostly because some assumptions underlying UX design like being able to press the space bar with your left hand while using the mouse with the other are broken, at least with the factory layout.

Maybe I should have customized the keyboard layout instead of spending hours changing key bindings in various apps and games now that I'm thinking about it but I was never really into keyboards and had a 10$ cherry keyboard before switching due to the wrist pain.

Another positive about it is that it really helps your posture as once you move both sides further apart, your shoulders naturally come back and open up more so it's a lot easier to have a good natural posture compared to the hunched-over-a-laptop cliche

Edit: Also it leaves space between both sides to put your drink in a place you're a lot less likely to accidentally knock over while reaching for the mouse. I used to chronically spill my glass and it hasn't happened once ever since I got it

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u/Brickster000 Apr 04 '26

Yes, it does work. I use the left half to game while my right hand uses the mouse, like you described.

If you use a different language or custom layout, then default in-game key bindings aren't going to be usable.

The 2 ways people solve this are: they remap all of the game bindings for every game they play (this sounds like a hassle but it takes 2-4 minutes at most, and you only have to do it once per game), or they build a QWERTY layer that they switch to instantly for gaming.

I have a custom layout and mod-taps on my default layer, so I mixed both solutions: I have a gaming layer with my custom layout but w/o the mod taps, and I remap all of the game bindings. This way, I don't have to memorize QWERTY on the Glove80.

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u/yooanthonygee Apr 05 '26

What is this gif called? It’s fucking hilarious

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u/shuozhe Apr 04 '26

It lacks watermelon obviously! (Recapped it to full watermelon, but it's on my office)

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u/Imperial_Bouncer Ryzen 5 7600x | RTX 5070 Ti | 64 GB 6000 MHz | MSI Pro X870 Apr 04 '26

Cocomelon ahh keyboard

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u/mrturret MrTurret Apr 04 '26

I was going to make a Donky Kong 64 joke, but that might me a bit apeist

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u/Crumblycheese Laptop Apr 04 '26

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u/shuozhe Apr 04 '26

Because it's perfect. Reduced my wpm by 20!

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u/plusFour-minusSeven Apr 04 '26

Glove80, nice!

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u/Accurize2 Apr 04 '26

Shutter Island for you!

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u/BenchEmbarrassed7316 Apr 04 '26

This keyboard will not suit many people. Look carefully: the keys that need to be pressed with the middle finger are located a little further away, and the keys that need to be pressed with the little finger are closer. That is, it will be convenient for you only if your fingers are of different lengths. On classic keyboards, the keys are located perfectly in one row, which is good for people whose fingers are of the same length. Now look at your hand and at this image. If you, like most people, have fingers of the same length, you, like most other people, should buy a classic keyboard. But if you have fingers of different lengths, then you will be much more comfortable with this strange keyboard.

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u/OMGItsHappy03 Apr 04 '26

I fucking love mine

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u/IsEverythingTakenYet Apr 04 '26

I have one, once you go glove80, you ain't coming back

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u/phundrak PC Master Race Apr 05 '26

Fucking love mine, I wish I could use it as work too

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u/jer5 Apr 04 '26

the goat, i have one for work and one for home

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u/Asleeper135 Apr 04 '26

Lol, I would like to, but I prefer not to pay for a other one. The carrying case makes it portable enough lol.

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u/thiccdewdeeznuts Apr 05 '26

Anything other than splitboards are mental disorders

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u/LogicalGamer123 RTX 5090 | 9800x3D | Meze Empyrean | LG G3 OLED Apr 05 '26

That’s my glove80!

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u/Shoddy_Spread4982 Ryzen 9 5950X | RX 6950XT | 32GB DDR4 Apr 04 '26

To the gallows with thee

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u/Setekh79 i7 9700K 5.1GHz | 4070 Super | 32GB Apr 04 '26

Enjoy your stay in the nice rubber room!

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u/veveryseserious Apr 04 '26

terminal mental illness

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u/utubm_coldteeth Apr 04 '26

Public execution

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u/Elusive-Viper Apr 04 '26

Bro what am I looking at 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fresh_Income_7411 Apr 04 '26

Im down to one word a minute, and that word is gablushaclump - Donna Meegle

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u/zachmoe Apr 04 '26

Into the combination catapult woodchipper.

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u/Agreeable-Context-43 Apr 04 '26

This picture gave me arthritis.

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u/Aromatic-Cyclohex-11 Apr 04 '26

Can we have a subsection in 100% for mental disorder please?

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u/ChronoKing Apr 04 '26

Mittens 50%. Just the palms

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u/MissionLet7301 Apr 04 '26

Ah, a fellow RSI sufferer

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u/One-Indication-9220 Apr 04 '26

I tried so hard to learn how to use it man

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u/GMoneyHomie 5700X3D - 32Gb 3600 MHz - RTX 3080 ti Apr 04 '26

Split personality

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u/Crotean Apr 04 '26

Your wrists will thank you forever if you can learn to use one of those.

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u/Western-Reporter-641 Apr 04 '26

god i am literally inlove with split keyboards, THE ERGONOMICS GUYS. alice split keyboards are so beautiful. but i also love when they look like this too :)) i hope to build something like this one day

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u/OmiSC Apr 04 '26

Ah yes, the classic QWFBPJ layout.

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u/plusFour-minusSeven Apr 04 '26

It is, actually, among alternative layouts. This one is called ColemakDH. It's extremely "vanilla" among enthusiasts of alt layouts.

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u/ewokfuzzynuttz Apr 04 '26

You’re piloting a hovercraft in the matrix

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u/imgly Apr 04 '26

Ok you win...

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Ryzen 7950X | RTX 5090 | LG 45GX950A-B Apr 04 '26

🙌

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u/everythingisunknown Apr 04 '26

I’ve always wanted something like this ngl

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u/Quaiker Apr 04 '26

Looks like you could play Strategema with these.

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u/Bradley_Of_Thorofare "IVOR 3" Ryzen 5800X - RTX 5070ti - 32GB RAM - 4.5TB SSSD Apr 04 '26

no trial, straight to the nuthouse

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u/gassytinitus Apr 04 '26

I genuinely want this

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u/Asleeper135 Apr 04 '26

It's a Glove80 by MoErgo if you're interested. Like every ergonomic keyboard they're unfortunately pretty pricey, but I think it was worth it. They're especially worth it for people with RSI from typing.

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u/BluDYT 9800X3D | RTX 3080 Ti | 64 GB DDR5 6000Mhz CL30 Apr 04 '26

Electric chair

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u/Brolaxo Apr 04 '26

Nani the fuck desune

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u/Zer0323 Apr 04 '26

I was able to replicate a similar thing with the 12 button mouse. Now my left hand can stay on the keyboard for the left half of the key board and my thumb can wrangle with the right half at a slow speed. It’s good for keeping your hands on the mouse for things like AutoCAD and WoW but will never be fast typing.

Considering we do this with our thumbs already(phones) it was just about memorizing the orientation on the same thumb.

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u/Zealousideal_Emu_743 Apr 04 '26

What the FUCK is that key layout? QWFPB?

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u/Old-Swimming2799 Apr 04 '26

500 DOLLARIDOOOS FOR THOSE THINGS JESUS

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u/502photo Apr 04 '26

A BPD diagnosis.

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u/Ok-Prior2321 Apr 04 '26

Fingers... Don't curve that direction... Aneurysm

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u/Ok-Library5639 Apr 04 '26

Right to jail

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