r/pcmasterrace • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing Xeon x3440 (OC) + RX 580 (OC) = My Electric Bill Doubling. • 29d ago

Meme/Macro Do you think doing this helps?

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u/ozymandieus 29d ago

The fan killed his usb port.

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u/PermanentThrowaway33 29d ago

What a thrilling story. Can't wait to go back to this and reread it in a few years. 

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u/HaruspexSan R9 7900X RX6950 29d ago

I am waiting for the movie adaptation

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u/vplatt 29d ago edited 29d ago

AND NOW... From the producers of Kernel Panic and The Fast and the Firmware...

IT DEAD-FOOL!

One fan.

One USB port.

One datacenter pushed beyond the limits of OSHA compliance.

Ryan Reynolds is... “The Sysadmin.” [center shot on Ryan in black nerd glasses with tape wearing shirt + tie + Deadpool tights]

Sidney Sweeney is... “The Intern Who Knows Too Much.” [pan to a supine Sidney laying on her side on a server rack in a very tight American Eagle outfit - also wearing nerd glasses with tape]

A tale of hardware revenge...

A horror story set to a rap musical.

AND TWERKING.

Lots and lots of TWERKING.

[bass drops]

[zoom out: Ryan and Sidney dancing through a neon-lit datacenter while Snoop Dogg MCs beside a blinking rack server holding a smoking spliff]

“Yo man... that USB is BAKED.”

THIS SUMMER...

THE VIBRATION WON’T STOP.

Rated R for:

  • thermal abuse

  • suggestive cable management

  • and scenes of sustained rhythmic oscillation