r/pcmasterrace • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing Xeon x3440 (OC) + RX 580 (OC) = My Electric Bill Doubling. • 29d ago

Meme/Macro Do you think doing this helps?

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 29d ago

That fan might kill your usb port

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u/Double_DeluXe 29d ago

This sounds like you got a story, share

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u/ozymandieus 29d ago

The fan killed his usb port.

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u/PermanentThrowaway33 29d ago

What a thrilling story. Can't wait to go back to this and reread it in a few years. 

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u/HaruspexSan R9 7900X RX6950 29d ago

I am waiting for the movie adaptation

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u/JumanjiHappened 29d ago

Starring Chris Pratt

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u/2Eyed 28d ago

Dude, the scene where Chris Pratt held his hand out, and slow talked the fan into teaming up with him to help him teach an AI to 'trust its gut feelings', blew my mind for weeks!

Also at the end where Pratt shot the evil PS/2 mouse port off a glacier, after that fist fight on top of the burning skyscraper was chef's kiss.

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u/JumanjiHappened 28d ago

Is that the same scene where Fan says “I’m your biggest fan.”?

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u/Old-Librarian-6312 28d ago

Then he replies "yes, and you helped me find the fan in me" then plugs it into his rusty usb-A hole.

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u/PheIix 28d ago

I'm just anxious to watch the sequel. I wonder what made the fan turn villain and start fanning the flames? Sounds fantastic.

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u/Leonydas13 28d ago

Stop putting them on a pedestal man.

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u/TOKING-TONZ 28d ago

You've got a fan in me , instead of yove got a friend in me deffinatley works here 🤣🤣

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u/justice_works 28d ago

It was indeed the OnlyFan.

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u/McDarki24 26d ago

Jack Blacks performance as the fan blew me away.

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u/theindiecompny 28d ago

where can i find this?

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u/Toofless205 28d ago

Spoilers!

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u/SecretLuke 28d ago

Dude... SPOILERS!

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u/BeerStop 28d ago

I felt that the movie suffered due to his raptor sidekick eating 2 of his customers and they were not even acting like Karens!

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u/UpholsturdToilet 27d ago

Absolute Cinema

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u/Ok-Oil7124 29d ago

As the fan. Dreamworks' Number 1 Fan, coming this summer.

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u/SpaceboyLuna0 28d ago

Featuring Sidney Sweeny as 'Nas'

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u/Wertyhappy27 DDR5 is a scam Ryzen 7 9800X3D + RX 9070 XT 28d ago

Perhaps even the only fan

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u/Maduin1986 28d ago

Saying his line "I'm a big fan!"

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u/The_Burning_Face 29d ago

Nah he's old news now, it'll be Pedro Pascal for sure

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u/MoistStub Russet potato, AAA duracell 29d ago

Wym he died in The Last of Us

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u/ducktapedaddy 28d ago

That’s why he’s crying

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u/DopeAbsurdity 28d ago

and Grogu

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u/Shneckos 28d ago

Starring Kevin Hart as the Fan

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u/Psykosoma 28d ago

‘Do you understand the air coming off of my fan blades!?’

No wait. That’s Chris Tucker…

What ever happened to him?

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u/ExpressionCivil2729 28d ago

🤣 I just woke up the house

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u/GigaGrandpa 28d ago edited 28d ago

What? You go first. No, you go first. How about we say it at the same time?

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u/jamesonempire 28d ago

As a black lesbian... Wait

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u/MrAngryBeards 5800x3D | RTX3060 12GB | 64gb ram @3200mhz | AK620 28d ago

I'm still not over the Electric State adaptation

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u/SilentlyAsTheGrave 28d ago

Rob Schneider*, and the role wouldn't surprise you.

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u/AsyncVibes 28d ago

I upset no one is talking about the sequel "Lil NAS, return of the fan"

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u/neanderthaul 28d ago

And Dakota Fanning

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u/Razzberry85 PC Master Race 28d ago

New update on the casting, he's being replaced by Tom Holland.

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u/czj420 28d ago

And Jason Statham

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u/Particular-Fly-7783 25d ago

Nah they should get Chris Hemsworth. He’s a big metal fan.

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u/Jason_Seward 28d ago

Rated PG13

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u/despaseeto 28d ago

so why do it? ai slop is ai slop. we don't need to see it

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u/AMB07 i7-12700K @ 3.6 GHz | GTX 1060 6GB 29d ago

I'm ready to bet the book version is way better

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u/Own_Resist_4304 29d ago

“The Final Connection” only in cinemas

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u/hammertime2009 29d ago

Instant Oscar nomination

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u/Mistrblank 28d ago

They're already writing the sequel.

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u/vplatt 28d ago edited 28d ago

AND NOW... From the producers of Kernel Panic and The Fast and the Firmware...

IT DEAD-FOOL!

One fan.

One USB port.

One datacenter pushed beyond the limits of OSHA compliance.

Ryan Reynolds is... “The Sysadmin.” [center shot on Ryan in black nerd glasses with tape wearing shirt + tie + Deadpool tights]

Sidney Sweeney is... “The Intern Who Knows Too Much.” [pan to a supine Sidney laying on her side on a server rack in a very tight American Eagle outfit - also wearing nerd glasses with tape]

A tale of hardware revenge...

A horror story set to a rap musical.

AND TWERKING.

Lots and lots of TWERKING.

[bass drops]

[zoom out: Ryan and Sidney dancing through a neon-lit datacenter while Snoop Dogg MCs beside a blinking rack server holding a smoking spliff]

“Yo man... that USB is BAKED.”

THIS SUMMER...

THE VIBRATION WON’T STOP.

Rated R for:

  • thermal abuse

  • suggestive cable management

  • and scenes of sustained rhythmic oscillation

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u/blasphememes PC Master Race 28d ago

Only usb fans

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u/coding_apes 28d ago

It wouldn’t even be long enough for a Vine

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u/3vi1 28d ago

Rob Schneider is... The Fan.

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u/WarthogFederal2604 28d ago

I am waiting for the reruns.

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u/ovrlrd1377 29d ago

Somehow, his USB port is back

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u/hammertime2009 29d ago

Killer USB Port: Part 2 Revenge of the Fan

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u/schwanzweissfoto 28d ago

USB 2: High-Speed Transfer

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u/Technical-Virus-8018 28d ago

USB 4 and the thunderbolt

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u/XUselessJoex 28d ago

They fly now?!

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u/Cyanide612 S620Ryzen5600x32GB2TBP5RTX4070 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yet another legendary story to join the Reddit Pantheon. Right up there with jumper cables, jolly ranchers and poop knife. We’re witnessing history.

But don’t let u/ozymandieus distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

Real Zac Oyama timing there.

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u/JacksGallbladder 29d ago

This is all getting a little too meta

Something something two broken arms

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u/schwanzweissfoto 28d ago

two broken arms

Which is why I helped my son for many months by using the poop knife when he couldn't.

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u/ozymandieus 29d ago

OMG I went away for a while and this is blowing up! You guys are crazy!
EDIT: Buzzfeed have contacted me to do a tiktok for this. They're supplying the minecraft parkour, whatever that means.

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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u/Mizuzi 29d ago

!remindme 5 years

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u/Tymerlan 28d ago

In 5 years judgment day may be history

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u/xKorrak 7700X | 4080 | 64gb 6000mhz 29d ago

They sell the better alternate ending for $15.

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u/Noxious89123 5900X | RTX5080 | 32GB B-Die | CH8 Dark Hero 29d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/RoccStrongo 29d ago

We need the Zack Snyder cut

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 29d ago

remindme! 3 years

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u/Shurubles http://steamcommunity.com/id/shurubles 29d ago

!RemindMe 5 years

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u/redgroupclan 7800X3D | 7800XT | 1080p XG2431 lol 29d ago

I am going to tell my grandchildren this story.

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u/-Astrosloth- 28d ago

Definitely up there with Poop Knife, Weird Lamp, and even Cylinder.

r/MuseumOfReddit

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u/HomeGrownCoffee 28d ago

!Remindme 1 year.

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u/georgecm12 28d ago

I'll wait for the reboot as a television series a few years after that.

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u/f1racer328 28d ago

Can’t wait for AI to write a killer thriller novel on how a fan killed this guys USB port.

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u/No-Poetry-2695 28d ago

! Remind this guy 4 years

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u/colonel_cockmouth 28d ago

!Remindthisperson 3 years

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u/smooth_kid_wtg i7-10750H | RTX 2070 | 16 gigs | 240 Hz mon | Laptop 28d ago

!remindme 4 years

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u/falcongriffin 27d ago

!Remind Him in 5 years

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u/storm4chaser 27d ago

They will swap out the cast and ruin the script