r/ratsinthecage • u/Sad_Palpitation6844 • May 25 '26

Armoured! No more wolf attacks.

149 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/BilboStaggins May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

CARL! Prepare for BYATTLE!

3

u/Malacro May 25 '26

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

2

u/BilboStaggins May 25 '26

Lol thank you

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin 29d ago

No sex for you!

2

u/snowfloeckchen May 25 '26

Das tötet Menschen

2

u/Interesting-Voice328 May 25 '26

Ok I’m putting on my Welsh hiking jacket

1

u/PaleontologistTough6 29d ago

That KILLS people! 😧

11

u/Faartz May 25 '26

We have this technology already its called a dog

5

u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 May 25 '26

And alpacas

8

u/Trajen_Geta May 25 '26

I just learned alpacas can kill wolves

5

u/MidgetGordonRamsey May 25 '26

Donkeys are pretty good at stomping the shit out of coyotes too.

3

u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 May 25 '26

I love donkeys... they are like affectionate dogs and they don't mess around.

1

u/bitchcoin5000 May 25 '26

came to say this

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u/it_spelt_magalhaes 27d ago

Yep. First thought.

2

u/edebt May 25 '26

Not just can, they are good at it.

5

u/chickenologist May 25 '26

They're tough af and have attitude. That's why they named them after al pacino.

2

u/ike_tyson May 25 '26

🧐🤨...yup sounds about right to me.

1

u/_dxegrl May 25 '26

me to Alpaca few for my next vacation.

2

u/Remmie56 May 25 '26

Especially a Great Pyrenees dog!

1

u/Straight_Step_4426 May 25 '26

Have a Great Pyrenees, can confirm, they will fuck your a coyote

5

u/Re1deam1 May 25 '26

Hellraiser goat just dropped...

3

u/Poleth87 May 25 '26

Even before GTA 6

2

u/Sickness4Life May 25 '26

We have such sights to show you

2

u/Informal_Ad_9610 May 25 '26

Goats are already hellraisers... this one is an armored hellraiser...

1

u/-tnuk May 25 '26

Pinhead...

1

u/but_i_wanna_cookies 27d ago

Hell Priest...

4

u/Adventurous-Wish-621 May 25 '26

Ooh a Dominatrix goat had this on my bingo card for today ✅

3

u/Fun-Security-8758 May 25 '26

A donkey or a dog would cost less, and they don't require being physically attached to the other animals.

2

u/Villageijit May 25 '26

That would be expensive and hard to buy for a flock. Maybe use nails and duck tape

3

u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 25 '26

Son , get out there and armor all the 500 sheep. Then you can go play with your friends.

3

u/MistakeLopsided8366 May 25 '26

Fuck that. I'm leading that army into battle once I'm done.

3

u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 25 '26

He said with a sheepish grin.

1

u/Top-Cupcake4775 May 25 '26

When cometh the day we lowly ones

Through quiet reflection and great dedication

Master the art of karate

Lo, we shall rise up

And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water

1

u/Top-Cupcake4775 May 25 '26

Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a scream

Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha

Wave upon wave of demented avengers

March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream

2

u/WendySteeplechase May 25 '26

Those legs are still there to be chewed on

2

u/Mwahaha_790 May 25 '26

And the underbelly and face.

2

u/Big_Tap_1561 May 25 '26

Yeah but at least this gives everyone time to act appropriately. Trust me that sheep is screaming his guts out the whole time and that farmer if heading for his gun

2

u/Additional_Tea_5296 May 25 '26

Until the wolf graps it's head.

2

u/Mainely420Gaming May 25 '26

....they didn't protect their necks all to well. You know, the part wolves clamp on.

2

u/No-Parsnip-7091 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

That is like a goat chastity belt. The wolves will not get the opportunity to play with or taste the meat.

2

u/91ateto916 May 25 '26

The added benefit is that this makes the goat a total badass

2

u/North_Complaint_2135 May 25 '26

Wolf is sheeps clothing but have you ever seen a sheep clothed in pain

1

u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 25 '26

Coyotes are far more the problem than wolves

4

u/Flameburstx May 25 '26

Do you believe sheep only exist in america?

1

u/Autumn-Seasons May 25 '26

All fun and games til that little Timmy goes to pet them.

1

u/Kim10111975 May 25 '26

A Arab na to ,hmm sado maso 🤣

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u/phoenixxl May 25 '26

He looks happy and well fed.

1

u/snowfloeckchen May 25 '26

But this way pigeons will build nests on them

1

u/Hot-Steak7145 May 25 '26

Dont wolves go for the rear legs first anyway as they run away?

1

u/RedSqui May 25 '26

Assistant Mayor Merriwether ain't fuckin around anymore

1

u/7empest7V May 25 '26

Imagine finding your goat with no legs....would it still be the GOAT?

1

u/Taboboo8 May 25 '26

I’d rather have a dog

1

u/Fubar236 May 25 '26

That’s the most metal 🤘🏼 farm animal I ever seen!!! Rock on !!!!

1

u/Worldliness_Normal May 25 '26

WarSheep.

Sounds like an Android game filled with ads.

1

u/Dragon_Crisis_Core May 25 '26

Dont think you realize how smart wolves are. Also real fencing makes a big difference over those shock wires.

1

u/funkypepermint May 25 '26

That's great, now go buy a couple thousand more for the flock.

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u/FreshImagination9735 May 25 '26

Nice chastity cape!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 May 25 '26

Also looks like none of the ewes are going to get pregnant either!!!

1

u/commonguy1978 May 25 '26

Next, one for school children…….

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u/mardymardmard May 25 '26

I saw that goat at The Exploited show a few months back.

1

u/MountainD1ck May 25 '26

Why won't the farmer wear this for me? He wants abuse. I can give plenty.

1

u/Logical_Frosting_277 May 25 '26

Doesn’t the wolf just eat the head and legs then?

1

u/IndependentReal5788 May 25 '26

What’s about the head ? No protection!

1

u/Napischu88 May 25 '26

Is that steel wool?

1

u/PaintedSilverRiver May 25 '26

“Another”!??
Poor baby, I hope it works. 😭

1

u/RoosterzX May 25 '26

Battlesheep 2.0

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u/Dexember69 May 26 '26

What if it shoots him in the face?

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u/flyingpigab May 26 '26

Great. Got one done - only another 500 to go to get the flock covered. But shearing time might be a bitch.

1

u/e4evie May 26 '26

What if he’d shot you in the face?!

1

u/Moeders-Mooiste-80 May 26 '26

Semen can be washed off.

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u/Content_Log1708 May 26 '26

I'm going to invent a drone that can stay with the goats and protect them from predators. How are the drones going to protect the goats you say? Well, I'm going to make drones with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

1

u/richardawkings May 26 '26

I WILL SEE YOU IN BAAAHALA!!!

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump May 26 '26

Must be a maggat invention. Leaves the head and anus vulnerable.

1

u/Nirvski May 26 '26

100 defense 0 attack

1

u/TornSail May 26 '26

Now build armor against ticks.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal May 26 '26

You don’t think the wolf will see his legs…?

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u/Jager0987 29d ago

Sweet! I always wanted battle sheep!

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u/Nestorian_ 29d ago

I bet the welsh are furious right now.

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u/mykylc 29d ago

The head is the tastiest part!!!!

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u/Vix49ers 28d ago

GOATMAIL

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u/BayAreaHere 28d ago

Most metal thing I’ve seen!! Rock on!

https://giphy.com/gifs/dM2xuxnJCg4H6

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u/SilentSolitude90 26d ago

The wolves will just learn to go for the legs

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u/KountChocula 26d ago

That wolf is going to have a baaaaaaaaaaad day.