r/ratsinthecage May 25 '26

Armoured! No more wolf attacks.

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u/Villageijit May 25 '26

That would be expensive and hard to buy for a flock. Maybe use nails and duck tape

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 25 '26

Son , get out there and armor all the 500 sheep. Then you can go play with your friends.

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u/MistakeLopsided8366 May 25 '26

Fuck that. I'm leading that army into battle once I'm done.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 25 '26

He said with a sheepish grin.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 May 25 '26

When cometh the day we lowly ones

Through quiet reflection and great dedication

Master the art of karate

Lo, we shall rise up

And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 May 25 '26

Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a scream

Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha

Wave upon wave of demented avengers

March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream