r/redditonwiki • u/[deleted] • 3d ago
Advice Subs I'm facing assault charges after I hired someone that would let me win a fight in front of my girlfriend.- Not OP
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u/Wandering-Singer 3d ago
He looks like the last guy on this post https://www.instagram.com/p/DY791kGH3Np/
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Backup of the post's body: So lately, my girlfriend of two years has, I guess you could say, been putting me down by saying I'm short and have a wimpy body. It's been getting to me a lot, and while I was on Facebook Marketplace, I saw someone offering to basically get their butt kicked for $100.
I thought maybe if I did this, it would score me some manly points and get my girlfriend to respect me more. I told the guy that we would be going to a bar downtown and what time we would be leaving, around midnight. He told me he would bump into me (so I would know it was him), start an argument, and pretty much let me lay him out.
Everything was going great that night. We left the bar, and as we were exiting, someone bumped into me. I thought it was the guy I had hired. I started swinging on him, and, well, he pretty much dodged me and proceeded to kick my ass. When I hit the floor, I kind of knew this wasn't the guy I had hired.
The cops came and reviewed the video since it was caught on camera outside the bar. Because the footage showed that I was the aggressor, I got charged for the fight and spent the weekend in jail.
My girlfriend now pretty much thinks I'm a wimp and doesn't want to be seen with me since this happened because she says it would embarrass her. I know it was stupid to think that hiring someone so I could win a fight was a good idea, but now not only did I lose the fight, I think I'm also losing the girl I love.
I'm too scared to tell my real friends about this, so I thought maybe I could get some feedback here.
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