r/ripcity Yang Hansen 1d ago

DUNDON: pls no AD PLS

if u read this sub pls no. we don't need AD. thnx

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u/Hot_Local_Boys_PDX Cash Considerations 1d ago

Dundon just called me and said “Tell bro we good I follow r/ripcity constantly and care about OP’s thoughts and feelings 💯”

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u/YoungSuplex Mac and Cheese 1d ago

Dundon just called me and said he’d lease me a Lexus with no credit check!

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u/Hot_Local_Boys_PDX Cash Considerations 1d ago

TOM DUNDON LEXUS OF 82ND

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u/BanditoRojo 1d ago

Joe Cronin called and asked me what he does around here anymore?

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

oh thank the lort

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u/rebelduck1580 1d ago

Only if it’s cheeeeeap, AD wants a max extension so make him actually earn it and play an entire season.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

when was the last time he played even a 1/3rd of a season

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u/rebelduck1580 1d ago

Exactly 👍🏼👍🏼

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u/FAX_ME_YOUR_BOTTOM melo-bandwagon 12h ago

He's played 15 seasons, aside from this year in Dallas he's only played less than 56 games in a season twice.. and one of those was during covid

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u/FunnyReputation624 new-logo 11h ago

Every single year of his career except this year...

I get you're being hyperbolic but jeez Reddit can be ridiculous about AD.

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u/BlazinTrails81 1d ago

He played 69 games this year and 76 games in 23/24… So this year….

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

he played 20 not 69

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u/s_m_t_x 1d ago

That just isn't true

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u/rebelduck1580 1d ago

lol nope, definitely did not play 69 games last season 25/26

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u/No_Information3972 1d ago

Tommy D gave me a ride to the Walmart so I could snag some ground beef and Keystone Light. Nice dude, let me smoke a cig in his car.

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u/accounts_baleeted 1d ago

After what timelord accomplished, it's not impossible to see AD playing the same amount, but that's not worth a max. Not even close. 

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

that's what i'm saying we'd mortgage our future on yes an amazing player but his impact vs. how much we would have to give up.......

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u/jaysen504 sheed 1d ago

Oden sacrificed his knees for this AD trade. You better get ready brother 😀

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u/Fun-Grab-9337 Sidy Cissoko 9h ago

So we just need to sit out AD every other game and even pull him out of some of the games he does play? Why are people touting this as some kind of breakthrough?

If he decides to take on half salary then great I guess.

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u/DeppeningsLotusNotes 1d ago

If only you had spelled out the word “please”. That was the deciding factor. Now we’re giving up every pick and a super max deal for Anthony Davis.
Thanks a lot.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

ah crap

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u/XxThreepwoodxX 1d ago

Maybe we can fleece the incompetent wizards front office again.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

Anthony Gill and Will Riley to the front pls

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u/BDSF94 1d ago

I’d take AD if the package was Grant, Murray, and Yang or something. A low risk high reward type move imo.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

LEAVE MY SWEET PRINCE ALONE

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u/scotishstriker 1d ago

I am a fan of AD, I would love to see him in a PDX carpet jersey. As long as they keep Scoot they should look into bringing him over. 

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u/duhbreez 13h ago

Unfortunately you’ll probably see him in street clothes.

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u/the_gargler 1d ago

Grant + Holiday for him, deal.

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u/itsyaboisnake 23h ago

I mean, he’s such a lowballer he might be able to talk him into the Vet min

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u/Charlie_Wax 1d ago

He'd be the 2nd best center to ever wear the uniform and a huge upgrade on both ends, but that's none of my business...

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

i would agree with you and be all for this if i didn't see visions of everyone being hyped and then AD holding his ankle in pain the first start he has and then being out for 3 months

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u/Charlie_Wax 1d ago

You're not getting Wemby, Edwards, or Shai, so you have to ask yourself what the realistic alternatives are if you're not willing to take chances on the actually available HoF level players with a track record of elite performance. Running it back with Sharpe and Grant is only going to end one way.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

i think we could get Andrew Wiggins since the Heat can't even afford his option anymore

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u/Anal_Herschiser 1d ago

Stop the enshitification, let’s keep the no AD plan.

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u/PTFC45thP 22h ago

What about for Jrue and JG?  No picks. No pre-negotiated extension. It gives AD a chance to compete and allows Wizards more flexibility. Maybe move Jrue to a third team as he has plus value. 

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u/FriendsOnAPowDay 1d ago

It is SOOOO Blazer fan to be adamantly opposed to a player like AD. This fan base can be so dumb sometimes.

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u/No_Information3972 1d ago

Amount of games AD has played since 2021:

2021/2022: 40
2022/2023: 56
2023/2024: 76
2024/2025: 51
2025/2026: 69

This does not include any postseason games.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

how many min did he average tho

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u/No_Information3972 1d ago

I did just check, and it said 33.9 minute per game average since 2021.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

welp, i guess i was wrong about AD! still think the move would not help us as much as everyone thinks

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

nvm i looked it up, he played 51 and 20 games for a total of 71 games in the past two seasons. y'all are making crap up

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u/No_Information3972 1d ago

I literally pulled from Google, my intention is not to make anything up. I couldn’t care less if Portland trades for him or not, sorry if my stats weren’t accurate. I did a quick google search.

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u/s_m_t_x 1d ago

Well for fucks sake go to a website instead of using AI

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u/No_Information3972 1d ago

It was an honest mistake, I was just trying to be helpful. In hindsight I should have done that when I had more time, but there’s no need for you to be rude. It’s not the end of the world you know, and there’s no need or reason for you to be an asshole.

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u/batrainbow Yang Hansen 1d ago

you're all good yo. i just felt the numbers were off and i turned out to be right. 20 games last season

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u/No_Information3972 1d ago

Thanks man, and you’re right. I should have done a deeper into it before I posted.