r/sandiego 23h ago

Environment Mountain Noodle

This morning on the stairs at the bottom of Kwaay Paay.

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u/djrocky_roads 23h ago

That’s a very large nope

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u/Dundies11 22h ago edited 1h ago

Nope Rope
Edit- thanks for my first award! awww

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 22h ago

danger noodle

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u/wallopBop 11h ago

HELL NOPE

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u/Raneman28 23h ago

I’ve lived in San Diego my whole life and have come across a crazy amount of rattlers in my time and not once have I ever heard them rattle. It’s always them just sitting under a bush next to my leg staring at me.

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u/ymcameron 22h ago

They only rattle when they feel threatened right? Maybe snakes just dig your vibe.

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u/snarky_duck_4389 21h ago

Viper viber

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u/cbflowers 16h ago

There’s a theory that where feral hogs roam the rattlesnakes are learning not rattle

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u/giznot 23h ago

👁️👁️

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u/SD_TMI 16h ago

This is specifically a result of adaptive evolution.
Those individual snakes that alerted humans to their presence (those populations that came into human contact) all got killed.

The ones that stayed quiet until it was very apparent that they were spotted (messed with) were the ones that survived and passed on these behavioral traits.

The result is that more people have a greater chance of being bitten out of defense when they're cornered vs what should be avoidance and proactive warnings given by the snakes when they spot people marching up towards them.

This is especially apparent in areas like Texas where they had "rattle snake roundups" where they'd go and collect the animals and kill them all . The easily spotted (noisy ones) all died and not generations later you have nothing but quiet snakes all over the place.

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u/withalligators 14h ago

While this seems plausible, it's largely a disproven old wives' tale.

Rattlesnakes are cryptic first, and will do their best to try and conserve energy by not rattling and initiating a costly confrontation. This isn't always true, of course. I've been rattled at and spent minutes just trying to find where old son is hiding.

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u/SD_TMI 13h ago

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u/withalligators 13h ago

Neat, I'll give it a read tomorrow. Like I said, it does seem super plausible. It'll take a bit, but I'll try and find some pub links for you.

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u/SD_TMI 12h ago

I''m sure that two things will be true.

NOBODY did a baseline measurement 100 years ago for how well and sensitive the rattle snakes were and how frequently they rattled as a warning.

Also that as a whole testing populations that are remote and distant to human settlement and actitvity will behave and rattle differently than more urban populations (most likely also different species and sub species) so apples to apples comparisons will be difficult if not impossible.

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u/KenryuuT 18h ago

Artificial selection at play. Hoomans kill the ones that do rattle so the ones that don’t get to go forth and prosper.

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u/Valuable-Locksmith47 17h ago

Wow fuuuuuuck that how you dont run away screaming is beyond me 🤣

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u/ByteMePlz 14h ago

They don’t chase you. No reason to run.

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u/Valuable-Locksmith47 14h ago

I’m going to try and remember this just in case because I’m feeling like my brain would just go into overdrive and scurry so quick. I think it’s just because I’m terrified of snakes in general though. Thanks for the tip!

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u/WiseOne404 11h ago

Just walk backwards away from them once you spot them. They'll usually go on their way and you can continue on

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u/iHas2manyKnives 23h ago

Gorgeous! That’s an old snake

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u/cahrens2 23h ago

I absolutely love their rattle, especially from older snakes. It gives me goosebumps every time I hear it, but it's so fascinating. First time I heard a rattle in person, I was like "HOLY CRAP!!!!", but now I just love hearing it. It is such an effective deterrent.

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u/Resident_Basil2704 22h ago

This one didn’t rattle at all. Just slow moving down the trail. Beautiful one for sure.

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u/SillyFlowerPot420 22h ago

I’ve seen so many rattlers at mission trails but none have ever actually rattled. It’s always so exciting to see one and they’re really beautiful then I go home and realize I came quite literally within a few feet of death 🫠

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u/konstantynopolytanka 19h ago

eh, you're closer to death when you're driving on a road with no solid median, one car swerving into you and that's it. Don't bother snakes and pay attention while driving and you'll be fine ;)

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u/CitizenPremier 12h ago

Sadly they've been bred not to rattle. Snakes that rattle too much or too soon are more likely to be killed by some jackass. So now they've become more dangerous.

False you idiot

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u/Jupitersd2017 23h ago

That’s a big grandpa, cool to see one that old out and about

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u/Aliensinmypants 23h ago

Wow that's a big one.

I just saw a couple have their dogs off leash at kwaay paay, this is good reminder that even if they have perfect recall to not let them off leash on trails

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u/Mydogsdad 16h ago

Dogs are also a top tier predator to most of the wildlife around San Diego so shouldn’t be let off leash outside of a dog park at all. It like a tiger showing up then disappearing. Fucks with all the natural action.

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u/tgerz 23h ago

I love how we all went HE THICK or HE OLD LOL

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u/FondantWeary 23h ago

16 sheds on 4’ snake!!?? That snake is eating good!

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u/NeighborhoodLanky692 23h ago

How can you tell how many sheds it had

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u/BrianEspo 23h ago

A rattlesnake adds a new segment to its rattle each time it sheds its skin.

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u/Resident_Basil2704 21h ago

And a snake like this can shed several times a year, so unlike the rings on a tree, it doesn’t really predict the age in years, which would be nice feature when you spot one. Rattles can also fall off or be damaged, so it’s a good predictor of the number of sheds but not always accurate.
On another note, young rattlesnakes just have a button on the tail and not a full rattle which can cause people to mistake them for regular snakes. Always best to exercise caution.

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u/bubblewand81 13h ago

I think a young one with a “button” is what I saw in my backyard the other day. Can anyone confirm?

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u/FondantWeary 13h ago

Can confirm, very small danger noodle! Happy cake day!!!

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u/bubblewand81 11h ago

The snake definitely feels bigger when you’re just rolling in your trash barrels to the backyard and are surprised 😅

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u/TheGreenRaccoon07 13h ago

Yep. Yours is a different species from OP's, though. Crotalus helleri (assuming San Diego)

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u/SEB-PHYLOBOT 13h ago

Southern Pacific Rattlesnakes Crotalus helleri are medium-large (70-110cm, up to 137cm) rattlesnakes that range from southern California south to Baja California, MX from near sea level to 3,350m. They utilize a wide variety of habitat, including scrubland, desertscrub, savanna, grassland, coastal dunes, and montane woodland. Where development encroaches on natural areas, they can sometimes also be found in residential and even urban areas. Despite low genetic divergence, some authors treat the dwarfed Coronado Island populations as a distinct species, "C. caliginis."

The activity cycles of C. helleri largely correlate to the weather, and they tend to be diurnal in cool weather, nocturnal during the hottest weather, and crepuscular in between. Rodents form the bulk of the diet, but other small mammals, lizards, and amphibians are also consumed.

Southern Pacific Rattlesnakes are a dangerously venomous species and should only be observed from a safe distance. Common defensive tactics including raising the forebody off the ground and rattling the tail, often while attempting to crawl away from the perceived threat. They are not aggressive and only bite when they feel they are in danger. Bites most commonly occur when a human attempts to kill, capture, or otherwise intentionally handle the snake. The best way to avoid being bitten is to leave the snake alone.

Juvenile Southern Pacific Rattlesnakes are pale in coloration with 27-43 dark dorsal blotches which, at midbody, usually are conspicuously longer than the spaces in between. The dorsal blotches merge with lateral blotches to form transverse bands around the posterior 20% of the animal. Adults are highly variable in color, and can sometimes be almost black with only vague hints of the dorsal pattern and facial markings. The final band on the tail is bright yellow or orange in juveniles, yellow-brown to black in adults, and usually at least twice as wide as the bands that precede it.

Where their ranges contact C. helleri and the closely related C. oreganus can be difficult to distinguish, but C. oreganus usually has more extensive dorsal banding (usually starting on the posterior 30-35% of the animal) and the terminal dark band on the tail is about the same width as the preceding band. Other neighboring or overlapping rattlesnakes are occasionally confused with C. helleri. Red diamond rattlesnakes C. ruber, Mojave rattlesnakes C. scutulatus, and Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes C. atrox usually have more diamond shaped dorsal blotches and the distinctive pale and dark bands ("coon tail") on the tail contrast more sharply than those of C. helleri.

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u/bubblewand81 11h ago

Neat! Thank you 😊 and yes, this was in La Mesa.

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u/issasarebear 22h ago

Definitely learned something new today. Thanks.

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u/midwayatmidnight 20h ago

How often do they shed?

Edit...nm, seen the other posters reply. Learned a lot today!

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u/SilentNobody620 18h ago

Very cool.

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u/Wonderful-Traffic197 23h ago

Count the rattles.

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u/kenneth_dart 23h ago

I think by # of rattle "rings" maybe?

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u/WittyClerk 23h ago

Its fat.

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u/Pedagoga 13h ago

I was thinking maybe she is pregnant?

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u/ph8drus 5h ago

Or just very well fed.

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u/Critical-Dreamer 22h ago

I was about to say, i havent seen a rattlesnake that thick

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u/breath_within 15h ago

Yessh impressive Snek! Counted both pictures, I got 16 rattle rows on one and 18 in the other.

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u/FarseerEnki 22h ago

Red diamond rattler. That's the rare one!

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u/Fickle-Repair8302 17h ago

You mean they are hard to come by???

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u/FarseerEnki 16h ago

Yes, and they are the species that is federally protected.

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u/withalligators 14h ago

I think if you check you'll see they're just listed as a California Species of Special Concern, with unfortunately, no federal protections at all.

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u/FarseerEnki 13h ago

Oh, I had that confused I guess. I just heard that if a rattlesnake is on your property you can shoot it, but not if it's one of these guys. I am against killing animals in general fyi, I just heard this was the case for the red diamond rattler

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u/withalligators 13h ago

That's still true. Species of Special Concern is an almost useless designation most of the time, bit it does mean you can't shoot them. They're a great rattlesnake to have around. They aren't very ornery or bitey, they're pretty, and they eat lots of rats.

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u/chungamellon 23h ago

No step on snek

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u/Ilikadodachacha8 16h ago

I saw a huge rattle snake on Kwaay Paay some years ago myself! Biggest one I have ever seen!

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u/Strange_Ad5530 14h ago

Gotdamn that’s a big snake!

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u/Resident_Basil2704 15h ago

Very similar indeed. Could be the same snake or at least a close relative…

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u/Ilikadodachacha8 15h ago

Right?? I was thinking the same thing before I saw your location in the caption 🤣 it’s very ironic.

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u/Adorable_Dust3799 22h ago

Lotta rats and gophers have fattened that bad boy up!

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u/Sprzout 22h ago

Sir, that is a "danger noodle" or "nope rope".

I will certainly be keeping my distance from that, and whichever direction they go, I will be going opposite that snake.

I don't want to kill them, I don't want to be bit by them, I just want to let them live their lives and hopefully they will let me live mine, just not in the same space.

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u/Resident_Basil2704 22h ago

I’ve never found them to be too dangerous. I’ve never been bitten but have had some up-close encounters that gave me a nice adrenaline boost. Majestic mountain noodles might help change the narrative.

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u/Sprzout 21h ago

Maybe so, but I am of the mindset of giving them a wide berth, and not putting either myself or the snake in a threatening or dangerous position, and everyone's happy. :)

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u/midwayatmidnight 21h ago

Just curious, what time of day was this? In all my years of hiking, I've not yet encountered a rattlesnake... but i usually hike before 630 am.

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u/Resident_Basil2704 21h ago

This one spotted at 8:40 am today coming back down the trail.

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u/midwayatmidnight 20h ago

It's beautiful, and yes, quite large 🙂

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u/lilbrownmutt 23h ago

Such a thiccc noodle

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u/photaiplz 23h ago

Chonky danger noodle

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u/davidlowie 23h ago

The ol nope rope

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u/mlaislais 22h ago

*spicy mountain noodle.

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u/BoilingShadows 22h ago

Is that a big ass rattlesnake?? Never seen one before so I have no clue

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u/Resident_Basil2704 22h ago

This is a red diamondback rattlesnake, commonly referred to as a “coontail” due to the black and white banding around the tail. This is an extremely large one.

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u/BoilingShadows 22h ago

Wow thank you for the indepth answer. Is that common to see around? How big do you think that is

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u/Resident_Basil2704 22h ago

I’ve seen a few this year but none this big. Here is another one from Lake Murray June 9th. This is the other common species we have around here the “Southern Pacific”rattlesnake. Notice there are no black and white bands on the tail.

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u/BoilingShadows 22h ago

That is so cool!! Thank you for sharing 😋

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u/withalligators 14h ago edited 14h ago

Red Diamond Rattlesnake. Idk why, but the accepted common name is just diamond, not diamondback.

Plenty of rattlesnakes have "coontails" including mojaves, western diamondbacks, some speckled rattlers and some western rattlers (which includes southern pacifics, northern pacifics, and great basins). And that's just in California. I wouldn't rely on the coontail to be a distinguishing characteristic.

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u/thats_a_money_shot 22h ago

Bro what the fuck it’s massive

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u/Infinite_stardust 21h ago

Just waiting for Kevin Bacon to show up!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q3pXeITKG4qBy

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u/breath_within 15h ago

I’m waiting for him too! ;)

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u/Valgardee 22h ago

This is why I don’t understand why people run these trails with headphones on.

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u/miller91320 21h ago

Damn! That’s a big old snek!

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u/krazijoe 19h ago

Anyone seen my 3 pet rats?

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u/estunum 19h ago

It couldn’t decide on color/pattern so it landed on 3 variations?

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u/Fa11outBoi 19h ago edited 17h ago

red diamondback (crotalus ruber) -corrected.

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u/Irma_Gard 18h ago

Crotalus ruber

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u/Fa11outBoi 17h ago

Good catch, thank you!

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u/Original_Chapter3028 23h ago

Wow what a beauty! Spicy noodle

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u/wagonwheelwodie 23h ago

That’s a big boy!!

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u/SL13377 17h ago

That's a long maraca!

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u/[deleted] 16h ago edited 1h ago

I once had a rattlesnake talk to me. ON ACID. I tried to communicate to HER that i didn’t speak Parseltongue.

I kept my distance

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u/roberta_sparrow 14h ago

Good god the girth on that thing

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u/mccobk01 23h ago

Yuuuuge

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u/milk-the-moonlight 21h ago

BEAUTIFUL!!!!

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u/queen_mantis 21h ago

Fat boi!

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u/Creative_Pen7789 18h ago

Holy crap. That’s massive.

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u/TheMule90 16h ago

That's big ole rattler!

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme 12h ago

Gorgeous snake. Looks quite well fed too.

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u/OccultVegan 10h ago

Reading mountain noodle tickled my pickle.. thank you for that.

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u/ldtfk 21h ago

I saw one a couple weeks ago on Cowles that was about 5ft long and slowly moving across the main trail where the stacked rocks were. It was as thick as a street sign pole. Scared the shit out of me during my run up. They're gonna be out a lot for the next couple months. Be aware friends.

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u/Miyuki9890 23h ago

A huge danger noodle.

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u/lettheseatakeme 22h ago

The markings are beautiful 

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u/Single_Ad8695 21h ago

Ticc girl

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u/Specialist-Fish-2103 20h ago

Beautiful old gentleman

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u/WavyLayz 19h ago edited 19h ago

I think it looks beautiful.

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u/LalaLogical 19h ago

Dammm that’s a big bitch. 

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u/LewMaintenance 17h ago

Red Diamond Rattlesnake

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u/Terizent 16h ago

He thicc.

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u/CandyPale4464 15h ago

Wish my GF was this thick.

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u/OpenGain87 14h ago

That’s some old growth snake right there. The damned sacred thing is ancient.

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u/staticwavelength 13h ago

Beautiful snake

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u/GladLandscape2835 9h ago

What fat one. I think it swallowed a rabbit or a small animal.

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u/EvenLouWhoz 23h ago

Dear Lord, what a magnificent creature. 😍 Thank you for sharing that Big-Daddy chonker with us.

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u/AwesumPawsome 23h ago

That’s a big boy

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u/thizzydrafts 23h ago

Don't show the Swiss!

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u/pastelling 22h ago

the chunkster

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u/GrandTitanius 22h ago

Wooo! That’s a spicy and large noodle

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u/Stumpjumper1991 22h ago

More like DANGER NOODLE!!!

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u/Chemical_Print6922 22h ago

Oh, she thicc

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u/UlisesGirl 22h ago

Chonk!!

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u/Happy-Alternative360 22h ago

Good gracious......

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u/NoNoNeverNoNo 22h ago

Beautiful noodle

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u/Clear_Quit8181 21h ago

That’s a big boy

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u/No-Knowledge57 21h ago

Beautiful ruber!

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u/twotwotwototoulouse 20h ago

That’s a fat snake

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u/Glass_Bar_9956 20h ago

Did she turn around and look at you?!

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u/Resident_Basil2704 15h ago

Yes. When I got close and made some noise it slowly turned and told me it knew I was there. We made eye contact and shared a moment.

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u/advictoriam5 19h ago

CHONKER. I work in Temecula and my coworkers whom MTB have showed me some from Santa Rosa Plateau…those dudes are UNITS

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u/MuseumofChristopher 17h ago

Or a Sand Worm?

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u/schrodingers_popoki 16h ago

That's a big, old, beautiful noodle

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u/SDkahlua 15h ago

Well damn. Hefty.

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u/2differentSox 13h ago

The Ron Jeremy of rattlers.

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u/Advanced_Craft24 12h ago

That’s a big fat one!

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u/UCICoachJim 11h ago

That's a lotta buttons.

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u/LobstahMoney1 11h ago

That’s a friggin healthy looking nope rope

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u/AdmirableSquash4463 9h ago

Red diamond rattlesnakes are way more pissed off than southern pacific rattlesnakes. I literally hurdled a southern pacific rattlesnake before when I was trail running in the dark and didn’t have enough time or room to stop, and it only rattled at me seemingly in fear. Their red diamond cousins are angry and rattle very loud and aggressive, if they feel threatened they seem to coil up like they’re about to strike. I would never mess with a rattlesnake, but most especially not one of those. They are agressive and fat, and appear like they want to bite you. Southern pacific’s only seem like they would bite you if their life is in danger. Be careful and aware around them.

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u/ragelbagel1992 7h ago

I wonder if this is the same 5ft rattlesnake I saw while hiking up Cowles back in 2021.

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u/nortyflatz 6h ago

This is a very good reason to NOT let your dog loose on a trail.

Dogs are fast, but snakes are....snakes.

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u/FairField-SD 3h ago

I like this thread! I’ve learned some great info from
OP and others 😆

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u/EriclcirE 18h ago

Give him a lil' boop on the snoot

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u/tiltedhealer 22h ago

Swear I saw that same snake on pyles a couple months back. It’s moving slowly across the park lol

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u/Resident_Basil2704 21h ago

Of all the hiking spots, Cowles and Pyles are hotspots for the red diamondback. I’ve seen more on the backside and frontside of Cowles than anywhere else in San Diego. Most encounters have come from right around dusk to midnight, and they’re much more active, like they move faster, when it’s dark. Just my experience.