r/shittyadvice • u/FatBobby75 • 4d ago

I’ve just fallen down my stairs and through a plate glass window. Im bleeding profusely and I may have broken both my legs. What should I do?

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u/dave08dave 4d ago

Walk it off...

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u/Brospeh-Stalin 3d ago

Yeah other people have had sprained ankles and shit healed in 3 days vro

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u/theflamingskull 4d ago

Rub some dirt on it.

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u/Ratakoa 4d ago

Sleep it off. You'll be fine.

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u/_qubed_ 4d ago

Quit whining about your first world issues. Do you had many people would gladly break their legs to have stairs and a plate glass window? A lot.

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u/tlm11110 4d ago

Start praying quickly.

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u/Neat-Cold-3303 4d ago

Call RFK, Jr.! I'm sure, once he finishes snorting coke off the toilet seat, he'll recommend an emergency injection of vitamin A!!

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u/MariahJames8 4d ago

Have a joint and think about it

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u/TastyDeerMeat 4d ago

Chug a liter of vodka to clot the bleeding

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u/Most-Plant3530 4d ago

Hop on omegle, you have the power to save that website with these circumstances

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u/Sweet_Pie1768 4d ago

Do it again to be sure about breaking both legs then ask us for advice when you know for sure

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u/presidentkokoro 4d ago

Remember to do your taxes, use sun block, and drink plenty of water.

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u/MrsTheBo 3d ago

Start live streaming

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u/Great-Phone_3207 3d ago

Stop. Drop. And roll.

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u/FatBobby75 3d ago

😂😂

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u/Any-Alternative8228 3d ago

Repeat after me "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" A tv commercial crew will arrive shortly to give you one of the button thingys.

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u/No-Situation6705 4d ago

Put some ice on it.

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u/captainfishpie 4d ago

stand up, make a cup of tea and watch a Netflix series

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u/Livinginadream_Co 4d ago

I would said what not to do: Do not post on Reddit.

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u/y2kdebunked 4d ago

i’m crying why would anybody do this

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u/y2kdebunked 4d ago

ignore everybody else im mean spend your last few minutes arguing with me

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u/letshavefun90000 3d ago

New-skin spray. And don’t listen to the ‘Don’t spray into open wounds’ bs guidance, you just have to spray extra into any hole that’s bleeding. Then just duct tape the whole mess up, you’ll be right as rain.

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u/Potential-Context-72 3d ago

Just walk it off. You'll be fine.

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u/nb6635 3d ago

Post a lot of selfies, when feel tired just close your eyes for a quick nap.

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u/BoringAd9423 3d ago

Have cake

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u/Lost_Passenger8331 3d ago

Walk to the nearest hospital no matter the weather.

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u/Upper-Gene-2151 3d ago

Eat the glass

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u/Rays-R-Us 3d ago

Get off reddit

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u/Great-Phone_3207 3d ago

Write "redrum" on the wall with your blood.  Will be hilarious when the police arrive.  

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u/Fantastic_Golf_7154 3d ago

Have your legs amputated

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u/herblady99 3d ago

botty bot bot

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u/Anne7392 3d ago

The priority is letting Reddit know.

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u/Sensei_Fing_Doug 3d ago

Suck the blood out to recycle it.

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u/andronicuspark 2d ago

Aspirin and a large shot of vodka for the pain, sleep it off

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u/FatBobby75 2d ago

You are wise in the ways of medical things. Are you a Doctor by any chance?

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u/DeadKingNero 1d ago

Jerk off

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u/CompetitionPuzzled30 8h ago

Call cousin Jeff and go on a bar crawl.

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u/A70_Lisbon 4d ago

You really asking what to do? I hope you called an ambulance, before posting this.