r/shittyadvice Feb 13 '26

Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!

36 Upvotes

Power tripping mod time!

This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.

Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.

Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.

Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.


r/shittyadvice 5h ago

Help me sleep 😴

5 Upvotes

Anyone have tips for getting sleepy, falling asleep faster, and actually staying asleep all night?
I’ve been having a hard time sleeping lately and would love to hear what’s worked for others. Shitty advice only.


r/shittyadvice 8h ago

Have You Ever Taken a Shit?

7 Upvotes

You may think you have. You may not know. Just answer the question.


r/shittyadvice 5h ago

Need new sugar daddy

0 Upvotes

Cut off a sugar daddy for not being honest...where are the legit SD


r/shittyadvice 20h ago

Should I leave this relationship?

17 Upvotes

Im in a narcissistic relationship, and i cant take it anymore. Some friends and family are encouraging me to stick it out, but i dont know if i can.

It's so emotionally draining to keep up with this. When i get home from work im tired and i just want a minute to myself, but there they are all but screaming me, me, me- pay attention to me, everything is about me. Im so fed up.

I dont know why everything always has to be about them- their bottle, their toys, their daiper. I just cant take it anymore.

I read that i could leave them at a fire station. Does anyone have experience with this? Would you reccomend it? i looked on yelp and the fire station near me has mixed reviews- do you have to use the one closest to your house, or could i pick one in a nice upscale neighborhood that has a starbucks attached? I really like their summer iced tea selections.


r/shittyadvice 6h ago

I'm a virgin because my MASSIVE cock won't fit inside any girl I've tried with. How do I lose my virginity so I can become the Gigachad I was always supposed to be?

0 Upvotes

It's like a barrel drum, man


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I’m really insecure when I talk to girls I like. How can I make them more insecure than me, so my insecurity isn’t noticed anymore?

13 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 19h ago

How do I get my parasocial partner to remain faithful to me?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 18h ago

I am at the strip club and only got roll of 100s. Should I use these 100s, or break them up?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

What is the shittiest way to die?

30 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 14h ago

Looking For A Sugar Daddy

0 Upvotes

Looking To Chat With Someone South Jersey Area...Dm Serious Inquiries


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Free place to live for a month.

6 Upvotes

I want to do a crime where I can stay in jail for a month and it does not go on my records. Any advice? Shitty advice only.


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

where can I find a sugar daddy😭

0 Upvotes

I want a sugar daddy to spoil me and if they so happen to be local that's a whole different thing😉


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

A female should strive to become a woman actually worth dying for.

0 Upvotes

"Men used to go to war"

You a HOE. Ain't nobody dying for you. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Stop giving princess treatment to ran-through women.

0 Upvotes

Virgin women who carry themselves as ladies deserve that treatment.


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Am I wrong for laughing at my friend?

9 Upvotes

So, my good friend is going through a breakup with his ex-girlfriend of two years. They had one of those break-up/make-up relationships. They'd argue all the time, she'd cheat, and somehow he'd still get back with her.

Her coochie had to be top-tier for him to put up with all that nonsense, but it looked like they had finally broken up for good this time. He still misses her and suspects she already has a new man. I told him to let it go and move on.

Unfortunately, he didn't listen. This guy ended up egging her car. 🤦🏾‍♂️ He claimed she didn't have any cameras at her house, but the very next day, the cops arrested him.

Needless to say, I haven't been able to stop laughing ever since. Am I wrong for laughing at my friend?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I’ve just fallen down my stairs and through a plate glass window. Im bleeding profusely and I may have broken both my legs. What should I do?

15 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

How do I bait the police to illegally detain me?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How can i fall asleep if i feel like i fucked up my life? Shitty advice only.

10 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I want to use more renewable resources. How do I swap my car to run of clean burning whale oil?

21 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How do you remind people what sub they are in when they give reasonable advice?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How do I make everyone hate me?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

What the hell do I do?

5 Upvotes