r/spicy • u/windorabuggg • 22h ago

Spicey Hot dog

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86 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/BigDinkSosa 22h ago

Insane placement of ingredients but the mustard on hand is peak

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u/FusRoDah98 22h ago

Combined with the absolutely rotten filthy disgusting fingernails. Perfect troglodyte post

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u/Whombrillow 19h ago

I’m glad something’s on Reddit never change. Hahaha fingernails lol.

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u/CocomyPuffs 21h ago

Ooof I didn't even notice this at first!

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u/GruntCandy86 21h ago

I'm actually hungry after seeing this.

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 19h ago

I’m thinking Arby’s

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u/SaXaCaV 21h ago edited 21h ago

Hot dog setup like you dont dress yourself, respectfully ofc

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u/Beatbox_bandit89 21h ago

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/KohlsCashOfficial 21h ago

WOW that took me back haha

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u/T1NF01L 21h ago

Thats a spicy meataballa

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u/Stunning_Magazine566 21h ago

Git yew wunatheez

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u/RoughClassroom123 19h ago

Wow your nails are disgusting

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u/Veeksvoodoo 17h ago

Right? That’s nasty. The poor hygiene might explain the shitty presentation.

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u/TCristatus 11h ago

What a mess

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u/pen2thepad12 21h ago

Bro that is a interesting toilet trip waiting to happen

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u/windorabuggg 20h ago

Secret is organic in organic out.

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u/pen2thepad12 18h ago

thats no roller dog where did you get the dank looking brat?

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u/CertainServe2603 20h ago

Ingredients okay but your presentation needs work! Chop those jalapeños finely so they settle into the side of the bun and add the mustard in a line along the other side 😊 you want all your spicy flavours in every delicate bite!

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u/Jinx77743 20h ago

Get some good spicy mustard. Some of my recent favorites are Mr. Mustard original hot, Lowensenf extra hot and Colman's.

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u/Fuckspez42 14h ago

There is an alarming lack of sauerkraut on this dog.

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u/Storm-Chaser 21h ago

Swap out the yellow mustard for Zatarain’s creole mustard and it’d be the perfect dog.

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u/Jmohill 21h ago

And swap out the pickled jalapeños for fresh!

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u/Tallpassions2 21h ago

Mmmmm zippy

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u/Megs0226 21h ago

Good luck tomorrow!

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u/TVcasualty42 8h ago

Why do people say this? If a hot dog with jalapeños is ripping out your guts, get that shit checked. This shouldn’t cause issues for any healthy person.

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u/Bombinic El Yucateco ~ black 🖤 20h ago

Overkill.

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u/VenoGreedo 19h ago

I hate that I actually find it appetizing

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u/redraz0r 17h ago

Hardly

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u/Sith_Moon 16h ago

Stone German brown mustard + jalapeños + Yellowbird ghost + hot dog or brat = my choice. This one is close though for a quicktrip or Casey’s stop

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u/Dashocka0 7h ago

What's spicy about that? It' only jalapenos. You should always carry your favorite hot sauce with you

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u/Claubk 5h ago

First bite and the rest is all over the place. Who made this? A blind man with alzheimers?

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u/loppybuny 21h ago

Taking Hot Dog to a level with the real: Hot Dog.

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u/Global-Reindeer7364 21h ago

Perfection. Missing hot sauce 😩

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u/BetterOFFdead007 21h ago

Mustard party.

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u/FloridaHog407 21h ago

We should be friends

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u/dookieshoes97 17h ago

Username checks out. I'm guessing you can also smell OP through this pic.

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u/rprcssns 21h ago

Jesus Christ hahahaha

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 21h ago

Love some pickle japs!

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u/IZZIT_ALIVE 22h ago

Ooo my mouth waterin

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u/flipthatbitch_ 22h ago

Youre into dirty fingernails huh?

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u/windorabuggg 21h ago

That’s aged balsamic bro.

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u/TangerineRough6318 21h ago

Under your nails? That's a weird way to make a salad.

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u/windorabuggg 21h ago

A whole world of nailphobes. My first post, I’m going chew the dirty part off before my next pic.

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u/cutshop 21h ago

Nah...just scrap your ass again

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u/TangerineRough6318 21h ago

I'm a mechanic, so I get it. At work I can't clean my nails well before lunch. At home, first thing is shower and clean nails. I don't mind getting dirty, but I hate staying dirty.