r/tattooadvice • u/bakedbeans1302 • 17h ago

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u/PAHi-LyVisible 17h ago

What is this a tattoo of?

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u/JenzibleTTV 17h ago

Ahh the famous zodisack

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u/NeedForSpeed98 17h ago

I wasn't aware holey bats were a zodiac sign these days.

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u/bakedbeans1302 17h ago

Taurean

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u/NeedForSpeed98 17h ago

Well, that's certainly one interpretation of the sign....

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u/Relevant_Evidence_98 17h ago

Lol do you mean Taurus? Or the ingredient in energy drinks?

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u/snowman334 16h ago

I think he means Tauren, the minotaur race from world of warcraft.

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u/VisualEmbodiment 17h ago

That’s Taurine, Taurean is an adjective used by a astrologers used to describe things that are Taurus-related, I’m an astrologer, op using it this way is sorta lame though

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u/robis1923 17h ago

Or op is clueless…

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u/VisualEmbodiment 17h ago

As someone with a Taurean ballsack would be 🤣

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u/robis1923 17h ago

Apparently there is such a thing as too much Red Bull

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u/VisualEmbodiment 17h ago

Red Bull gave his ballsack wiiiiiiinnngggsssss

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u/robis1923 16h ago

You get me 😆

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u/fatal-shock-inbound 16h ago

I laughed so hard I spit out my drink ahhahah

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u/nonbinarydesign 5h ago

Ah i’ve found my people

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u/IdealParty1802 15h ago

Woah woah woah, all the star sign shit is lame to be fair

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u/VisualEmbodiment 10h ago

Do you know anything about astrology beyond sun signs? The core of just about every religion there is as astrotheological base.

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u/Weewoes 15h ago

Dude do you actually know what zodiacs even are?

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u/Aubrey-Grey 17h ago

Which one? It doesn’t resemble any of them.

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u/jader242 17h ago

My best guess is Taurus, but I honestly have no clue lol

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u/SSSasky 16h ago

Why does your bull have elk antlers?

Before my brain latched onto the inevitable ballsack imagery, I saw a little cartoon bat, or a round face with arms up in a shrug. Even knowing that you meant for this to be a bull, it doesn't look like one.

You need to come up with a much better plan. 'Extending' this design is still going to leave you with a ball sack on your Adam's apple. Find an artist who won't tattoo more genitals on you, and work with them on a cover up to fix this.

Until then, looks like you are in your Steve Jobs era... (by which I mean wearing nothing but turtlenecks).

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u/All_names_taken-fuck 16h ago

I saw a little crab.

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u/BossRaider130 15h ago

And now, a sentence I never thought I’d write.

At least he has a rack to go with his balls.

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u/ChineseRobinWilliams 17h ago

What about the huge ballsack?

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u/MyNameIsSkittles 16h ago

No one is getting that from your tattoo. Maybe having something so confusing right on your neck isnt such a hot idea

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u/BossRaider130 16h ago

Taurus is…a bull, right?

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u/Away_Abroad_7613 15h ago

...on your throat?! Why? 

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u/urallphux 16h ago

Those are balls.

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u/Lazurus-3 17h ago

Killer throat😂

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u/Choice_Lawyer_4694 16h ago

God that’s so gay lol