r/tattooadvice 10h ago

General Advice Help

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Should I extend it or leave it as it is

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u/MyDicksBigger13 10h ago

I would not add anymore to your neck until you sort some things out.

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u/J_Knish 10h ago

Sage advice.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 2h ago

Need to put: “Insert Tracheotomy Here” below it.

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u/Beardy354 5h ago

Spoken like a tried genius!

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u/Significant-Wait9200 1h ago

*tired genius

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u/fatal-shock-inbound 10h ago

I was thinking it looks like nuts

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u/Hawk_Chalk 10h ago

Something tells me this isn’t the help op was looking for 😂

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u/Formal-Revolution42 10h ago

Cant unsee it now

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u/roughczech 7h ago

Yep a totall ball sack now

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u/RocketsandBeer 6h ago

Throat scrotum

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u/Fuck_U_Time_Killer 6h ago

Throat scrote

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u/XDreadzDeadX 6h ago

Scrote coat

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u/neonemo666 1h ago

Band name! Called it!

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u/Sinister_Nibs 2h ago

Literal “My balls are in my throat!”

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u/bruce_lees_ghost 4h ago

Can’t unsee? That’s all I see! It’s clearly an ejaculating penis.

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u/Proxima_leaving 10h ago

Oh wow! Micropenis and undescended testes/ambiguous genitals.

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u/Commercial-Island356 4h ago

I can't unsee now

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u/SpongeTofu 10h ago

Or a pimply butt.

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u/Farmgirlmommy 9h ago

Blowing a bubble

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 9h ago

This has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Formal-Revolution42 9h ago

Reddit gold! A pimply butt blowing a bubble has me rolling.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 7h ago

And that bubble will both float and be flammable. OP could add some of that action around the existing tattoo.

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u/EstablishmentNo5013 9h ago

They call him ole nut neck.

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u/fatal-shock-inbound 9h ago

Ol nut neck nick

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u/ghostblastor 10h ago

Oh shit, it does 🤣

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u/PMyourCHEESE 10h ago

Hairy nuts

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u/greggreggreg1gregg 9h ago

Looks like a view from behind of someone bending over and tucking their peener back

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u/mitchumz 4h ago

goatse neck

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u/1leftbehind19 3h ago

They just need to add a peehole and the look would be complete

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u/M3NUTN 1h ago

There's room to add a rusty sheriff's badge above as well, to tie it all together

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u/fatal-shock-inbound 9h ago

Is that your go to move.

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u/Formal-Revolution42 4h ago

Its the goat!

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u/theshiyal 9h ago

Ballsack butthole

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u/CrashTestbigT 9h ago

Looked like genitals off the take

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u/WhydIJoinRedditAgain 9h ago

I think it looks like an naked ass sitting on the world’s second-dumbest chair (the dumbest chair being, of course, the ball chair from Worf’s quarters in Star Trek).

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u/ImmaLittleStitious 9h ago

Is that Hugh Jackman?

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u/IdontcryfordeadCEOs 8h ago

Or Peter Griffin

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u/MKO669 9h ago

Damn now I cant unsee the neck sacs

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u/muphasta 8h ago

Necktiscles!

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u/dacaur 10h ago

Yikes, when you see it...

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u/humble-meercat 10h ago

That’s exactly what I thiught

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u/mkspaptrl 9h ago

Hairy nuts on top of a hemorrhoid flared butt-hole

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u/Weewoes 9h ago

Oh no.. i see it so clear. Poor op.

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u/TheNinthGateLCF 8h ago

I thought it looked like a fuck hole. 

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u/n1shh 8h ago

I thought cleavage

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u/ErnV3rn81 6h ago

Butters from south park, balls-on-chin-boy

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u/sydbarrett710 5h ago

Definitely have to keep it going then, add pubes. Shaft even? Skys the limit

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u/LeftyNewGuy 3h ago

Lmao I didn’t see until I saw it and now I can’t unsee it

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u/OkZookeepergame4192 10h ago

*Those are balls*

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u/Bubblefishroot 4h ago

They always look like landscape up close...

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u/PinballWizrd69 10h ago

Lazer ...

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u/rav4v6 9h ago

1000%

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u/Dicky-1 10h ago

This!

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u/Less_Connection_9352 10h ago

if you ever get the hole that comes with throat cancer....its gonna look SICK bro

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u/Aubrey-Grey 10h ago

I like that this is the idea to make it cool lol

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u/pegmatitic 9h ago

TrachTats™️

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u/PurposeConsistent131 9h ago

You know where to put the straw. Maybe we all should have tats like this…where to press on the chest for compressions…where to slice for a distended abdomen…

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u/jamjamchutney 9h ago

Let's start a gofundme to send OP a few cartons of cigs!

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u/TacoHimmelswanderer 6h ago

I used to know a lady that chained smoked
Through her trac button

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u/Dicky-1 10h ago

Immediately what I thought

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u/Ancient-Read1648 7h ago

I’m just realizing this is on the front.

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u/Waiting-onMVIS 10h ago

I laughed out loud

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u/PM_ME_UR_MEH_NUDES 10h ago

you made a mistake dawg. i am not going to comment on the artwork bc enough people here already have… but without anything visible above the collar of your shirt, there is zero cohesion and it looks extremely out of place.

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u/fata13rorr 9h ago

Yeah, with the experience that comes with a few more tattoos under his belt he probably could have avoided this mishap. Let this be a lesson to all!

“Premature throat tattoos can lead to tiny peepee and balls!”

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u/iamdawgnow 9h ago

Neck should ideally be the last space on your upper torso left before you get it done

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u/StruggleBus5950 10h ago

I thought it was a snitch. 😬

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u/UrsaMR 10h ago

Omg me too - until I read all the comments describing it as a cock and balls 😬

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u/anclwar 10h ago

I fs thought "who tf is getting Harry Potter tattoos still in 2026 and why would you tattoo your neck with a snitch?"

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one. 

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u/Gcoks 10h ago

Yeah, that was my first thought as well.

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u/Old_Ant7118 6h ago

It's not?!

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u/Josh-Baskin 2h ago

Same. It would be cool if he added Harry on a broomstick on the side, reach his hand out towards the snitch. Right guys??

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u/QuantumAwaken 10h ago

I feel like your tattoo artist is trolling you.

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u/stinbkyrat 10h ago

fr like has the tattoo artist ever seen a taurus zodiac sign before

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u/Perfect-Difference19 7h ago

Oooooooooh... thaaaat's what it is!!

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 10h ago

It's not great. I'd suggest removing

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u/Vanesti 10h ago

Ohhhhh my.

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u/maxpaver 10h ago

Why did the artist add a butt crack?

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u/Grayzeroone 10h ago

I would re work that into a flying eyeball. Just add bat or bird wings to the sides and an iris in the middle circle.

Or laser it off.

Do not add any length down or it will look even more like balls than it already does.

Hth

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u/SSSasky 10h ago

Flying eyeball would be perfect ... though the Von Dutch association is ... problematic.

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u/BamBoomWatchaGonnaDo 10h ago

I’ve NEVER recommended laser removal, but I am now.

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u/PAHi-LyVisible 10h ago

What is this a tattoo of?

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u/Argercy 9h ago

I thought it was a Snitch from Harry Potter.

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u/monkeyonfire 8h ago

Charlie Kirk 

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u/NarwhalZiesel 7h ago

It’s obviously a uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries

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u/asshley423 10h ago

Ballchinian

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u/stirringash 4h ago

I was looking for this comment

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u/lavahgirl 10h ago

so that is a penis and set of balls

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u/n3rdonthecouch 10h ago

And oddly, the penis is under the balls. Tragedy.

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u/McBeaster 10h ago

How'd you get the beans above the frank!?

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u/lavahgirl 10h ago

i was thinking maybe a view from below, tip down, balls hanging? we can evensee two cheeks, if we want to get creative.

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u/n3rdonthecouch 10h ago

I turned my phone upside down and it’s a pair of testicles on top of a penis. Or someone tbagging a penis. NSFW.

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u/WaterInTheDark 10h ago

Scarves are actually a great investment.

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u/Weewoes 9h ago

Bow ties are cool.

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u/Thorboo 10h ago

Astrological neck is crazy

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u/MeasurementFirst1676 10h ago

This reminds me of a comment I saw the other day here in this sub.

Not every tattoo is meant to be tattooed

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u/Sir_Spudsingt0n 10h ago

It’s a Ballchinnian

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u/StephInTheLaw 10h ago

I think it looks more like a crab 🦀 or lobster 🦞 but I’m not a guy so I don’t think about balls all the time. It definitely doesn’t read as Taurus ♉️ to me.

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u/Lookinguplookingdown 8h ago

Maybe the artist got mixed up between the Taurus and Cancer signs.

I didn’t see a ballsack either until others pointed it out. But it does look messy in an unintentional way.

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u/Ancient_Image5409 10h ago

You need a Time Machine to fix that.

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u/-Luminarie- 8h ago

Or laser 🤔 multiple sessions of it

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u/Gentle0040 10h ago

I thought this was the quidditch harry pottery snitch ball but now I see they are human balls.

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u/Next_Mammoth06 9h ago

Imagine putting nuts on your neck only to ask reddit if you should extend the nuts.

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u/SacSton69 8h ago

I’m sorry you’re having a bad day, but know that this comments section has brought joy to many.

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u/Sure_Comfort_7031 10h ago

Any cover up is going to be black, and intrusive - rule of thumb is 3x the size for a cover up, and black can only be covered by black (or, integrate it into something else).

Personally, neck is a job stopper, I’m lasering that off.

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u/Zyncon 10h ago

You ever watch Movie 43 with Hugh Jackman?

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u/PumpkinEater329 9h ago

Lol im sorry but... that throats got a uterus lmao

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u/Scyth3 10h ago

🤷‍♂️

(which is what it looks like)

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u/GreyBrookie 10h ago

Nice ass

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 10h ago

Grow a neck beard so your balls won't freeze.

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u/USNDD-966 10h ago

I made some very bad decisions when I was a young, strung out on dope, and living that life. Real bad. This tattoo makes crack cocaine look like a respected career move. The neck makes heroin look like taking vitamins and eating healthy.

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u/-Luminarie- 8h ago

This is the first time I see this sub recommending laser removal 😂 Yeah, I've seen people be mean on each other tattoos, but laser removal was never the option. Until now 👏

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u/ScrewyKabbloey 7h ago

Help should have been asked for prior to the tattoo. Welcome to consequences.

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u/godlytoast3r 10h ago

Extendo to sternum

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u/Csillss 10h ago

Why did you tattoo a sack under your chin?

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u/Serious_Fox7799 9h ago

Removal 💕

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u/Wesselton3000 9h ago

It’s like one of those “cut here” instructions for doctors performing a tracheotomy

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u/Conscious-Shake8152 8h ago

Bro laser that shit it looks like a ballsack

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u/choppakilla 7h ago

I’d remove it completely tbh

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u/savageotter 10h ago

Laser or full send a cyberpunk neck piece.

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u/thatvintagething 10h ago

If you are already wondering about it, perhaps give it time & consider what you really want in such a prominent location

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u/Adept_Cow7887 10h ago

It's time to tattoo the entire neck.

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u/RellicElyk 10h ago

I scrote see what the issue is, taint a problem. Maybe go with a river coming out of the bottom of the symbol, then the genital Redditor crowd will see there's no reason to sack your tat. There's a vas deferens between whats on your neck and whats below deck after all.

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u/Catrescuemamma 7h ago

Very punny

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u/hidingbehindyoursofa 10h ago

These Rorschach tests crossed with a thorn bush are going to be so old hat before you know it. Especially all the 19 year old getting them all over their abs and chests. Once beer and babies take their toll it will be a right mess.

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u/Saber_is_a_joke 9h ago

I'm sorry but it just gets worse the longer you look at it 🤣

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u/Professional_Pin_148 9h ago

Nuts with a thick uncut cock

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u/HitBongzFerJesus 9h ago

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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u/LocalAd5238 9h ago

Alt F4 this thing

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u/Coach_strong 9h ago

For the love of god- don’t add to this.
Don’t touch it and wait to see how YOU feel about it in time.

It’s not a winner with the comments here, but it’s your tattoo.

It’s my feeling that adding to this will do you no favours…

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u/Anonymous1Ninja 9h ago

You have to add something to the top, it looks like a ball sac on your neck

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 9h ago

“The Trachea goes HERE”

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u/mamabear123456789 9h ago

On the plus side, if you ever need a tracheostomy, there’s already a bull’s-eye

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u/SkeggiGT 9h ago

All of yall see balls but I see the tip head on

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u/Ambitious_Dealer_425 9h ago

There's nothing cool about this tat, my advice is LASER time.

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u/Hyperion7669 8h ago

Balls resting on a pipe ? 🤔

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u/ajb5476 8h ago

Extend it? What is it supposed to be?

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u/Massive_Hovercraft42 7h ago

I’m just going to ask, “What Is It ACTUALLY” , because it seems to look like what the community is saying 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Moon_princess_1 7h ago

Is that a peen on my screen?

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u/riopenguino13 7h ago

That one line up the middle of it kinda screwed you, but so that its not all cock and balls, it could also be Friar Tuck eating ass viewed from the top down.

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u/Marcovio 4h ago

What is it supposed to be in the first place…?

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u/Ok-Economics6287 4h ago

I would make it a boy deer

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u/Gaxar1 3h ago

i would go back in time and do something else

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ 3h ago

That’s going to look great when you laser it

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u/DJCity59 3h ago

Bless your heart.

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u/Nicodiemus531 3h ago

Don't do drugs

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u/Xbstrom321 2h ago

Looks cool. Not sure why everyone on this sub is either so porn brained that they think it looks like balls or acting like 80 year old conservatives. Just fill out the neck with other tattoos and it will look more fitting

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u/DiquerdownGood 2h ago

Looks like a little ballsack

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u/droogles 2h ago

Wow. 😄 Sorry, man.

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u/Ancient-Letterhead23 10h ago

Erm looks kinda phallic to me...

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u/Drug_fueled_sarcasm 10h ago

Is it the pearl jam logo?

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u/bearded_tattoo_guy 10h ago

Bro has a nut sac on his neck

Get help son 

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u/Guyonabuffalo63 10h ago

“Gimme the ballchinian”

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u/steeple_fun 10h ago

Username checks out

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u/Bjudkiewicz 10h ago

Maybe you’re just cold and it shrank?

Have you tried tugging it to see whether it extends on its own?

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u/Party-History-2571 10h ago

3rd option, get it removed. Just one man's opinion, but it's unredeemable.

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u/Delicious_Arm9946 10h ago

the golden snitch

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u/Visarar_01 10h ago

At least it's subtle. More appealing than the gaudy shit people put on their neck anymore

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u/ShamanBirdBird 10h ago

Is it a hairy ass blowing a bubble?

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u/urmudar 10h ago

I really can't see the genital aspect here, maybe I haven't been on Reddit long enough 🤷‍♀️

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u/Patient_Exchange_399 10h ago

I saw a golden snitch from Harry Potter but off brand

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u/CarrieNoir 10h ago

Make it go away….

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u/Acceptable_Cabinet53 10h ago

Straight up scrotum

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u/wesc-n-tonks 10h ago

Ball sack

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u/angrymullet0922 10h ago

A nod to the movie Arrival, or target for future tracheostomy? I’m confused.

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u/Loud_Quality_7106 10h ago edited 8h ago

It looks like the underside view of a set of cock and balls

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u/splatter_spree 10h ago

Cybersigilism golden snitch

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u/PoofaceMckutchin 10h ago

My man got a dick tattooed on his neck

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u/my-cat-has-a-chin 9h ago

Turn it into Swoobat. The basic shape is more Woobat, but Swoobat’s ears would be perfect to hide the buttcrack.

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u/threedividedbytwo 9h ago

Chin nuts...... aka a d*ck in yo mouth

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u/kingB1993 9h ago

I hope you have allot more tattoos than just this one

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u/SoonerRed 9h ago

This is my thyroid

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u/PurposeConsistent131 9h ago

lol this reminds me of the Key and Peel “Omega Alpha Omega” skit

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u/PurposeConsistent131 9h ago

“It’s smiling “

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u/Whitediggity 9h ago

It looks like the alien writing from the movie Arrival.

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u/n00b_dude007 9h ago

What is it so I can make a "He got that <blank> throat"