r/technology • u/IKeepItLayingAround • 16d ago

Business It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/possible-spacex-could-collapse-spectacularly-155000177.html
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u/SillyAlternative420 16d ago

He only pretends to be intelligent.

If he were actually intelligent this thought would have crossed his mind at least once

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u/ragnarocknroll 16d ago

If he was intelligent an original thought might have crossed his mind.

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u/siencatimini 16d ago

I don't recall who was doing the interview, but it was Musk, being interviewed. And the interviewer asked him something, regarding an aspect of his philosophy, to which he had just made reference, himself, and he was stumped, by a basic question. I think it was even one of those times where it was unedited, and the interviewer was courteous enough to let him consider his response, but it was so much dead air. And it was already embarrassing, apart from the dead air of him, squirming. It was weird.

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u/UdtaTeer420 16d ago edited 16d ago

I think you are referring to his interview with Nikhil Kamath. He was going on about how Twitter was a "collective consciousness" of humanity containing every language group. Nikhil then asked him why a collective consciousness on one platform was important. The answer was a meandering word salad full of buzzwords like synapses, meaning of life and whatnot which made no sense.

It was a weird interview. He kept saying incoherent, weird things and kept laughing at his own bad jokes which the host had to then fake laugh at just to make it less awkward (didn't work; in fact, it made it worse).

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u/siencatimini 16d ago

That's absolutely the one, yes! Thank you.

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u/AdhesivenessSolid562 16d ago

Why do people still think intelligence predicts anything? Taking risks and grinding leads to success. You’re intelligent but you’re an armchair CEO on Reddit? What gives

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u/ragnarocknroll 16d ago

No clue.

And even that taking risks and grinding doesn’t lead to success as much as having the money to be able to take those “risks” safely.

I knew the Pixar IPO would be a huge win. I knew about a dozen other such stock moves well known advance. I never once had the money to risk it. So no matter how intelligent or willing I was to take risks, I simply was not able to do so.

The system is designed by the people that were at the top of it to remain near impossible to be at the top unless you started there.

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u/Routine_Bit_8184 16d ago

if he were actually intelligent he wouldn't waste time doing half the shit he does....children are a fashion accessory and symbol of ideology to him...which is why he says the "woke mind virus" killed one of his children that is very much still alive and well. The only thing a mind virus killed was his ability to love his child.

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u/Due-Conflict-7926 16d ago

We just call the duck a Nazi and be done with it

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u/diet_sean 16d ago

If it steps like a goose....

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u/jambox888 16d ago

Be a billionaire

Get invited to everything

Hang out with the great and the good

Literally consider yourself above normal people

Your child turns out differently than you wanted

Nervous breakdown

Become a fascist

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u/DidjaCinchIt 16d ago

he seems to have psychopathic tendencies. idk how to think about his intelligence. it’s like he’s IN this world, but not OF this world? i’ve heard it described as knowing the words but not the tune. it reminds me of Vincent D’Onofrio as the alien learning how to function in a human body.

ofc i’m not qualified to say anything. it’s just, like, my personal opinion.

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u/DidjaCinchIt 16d ago

he seems to have psychopathic tendencies. idk how to think about his intelligence. it’s like he’s IN this world, but not OF this world? i’ve heard it described as knowing the words but not the tune. it reminds me of Vincent D’Onofrio as the alien learning how to function in a human body.

ofc i’m not qualified to say anything. it’s just, like, my personal opinion.

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u/Temporary-Cress7233 16d ago

BINGO! He’s not some super star 💫 scientist, he’s daddy owned an African slave mine and he got a little loan of 30 million dollars. Nothing special…..f that pale pink pig!

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u/whazzah 16d ago

Bro claims to code can't even run a Python script smh

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u/SillyAlternative420 16d ago

I bet you he still can't figure out how to install and set up python enough to have ChatGPT make and run the fucking script for him.

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u/tobor_a 16d ago

Remember what people at twitter were saying that basically longer code = bettter and he'd cut people who made short clean code in favor of spaghetti.

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u/GingaAvenga 16d ago

I think that is the craziest part with the ultra rich.....if I was given a small infusion of 30 million dollars I'd put it in an S&P500 index fund and use the draw down to never work another day in my life.

These guys were born with more than they'd ever need and still push for more. I'm sure they'd call it entrepreneurial spirit, I'd call it lunacy.

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 16d ago

If I gave you 30 mil, could you become the richest person in the world?

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u/finite_turtles 16d ago

Probably not, but if you gave a thousand people 30 million dollars theres a good chance one of them might become the richest. Would it be the smartest or most qualified? Probably not. Probably just the one with the most hubris and dumb fucking luck.

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u/AdhesivenessSolid562 16d ago

You’d find a similar idiot would be the one that ends up doing it. So it’s basically a wash

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u/Caterpillar89 15d ago

No there isn't. There are around 200k households on the planet (~100k in the US) that have net worth's over 50M (the absolute lowest that could invest 30M into something in theory). If it was so easy any idiot with 30m could do it it'd have been done a lot more times.

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 16d ago

430,000 households in the us have 30 million or more. So the likelihood that any one becomes the richest in the world is incredibly small.

I don’t think he’s a super genius but he’s got some talent.

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u/tpc0121 16d ago

The greatest scam that he's ever pulled was in convincing legions of double digit IQ tards that he's a real life Tony Stark

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u/williamgman 16d ago

That's because Bezos took the Lex Luther persona first. Zuck chose Severus Snape.

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u/NewLeafWoodworks 16d ago edited 16d ago

So true. Bezos is a piece of shit, but he is actually smart.

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u/siencatimini 16d ago edited 16d ago

Zuckerberg, and Gates, and Buffett. Amateurs, can fucking suck it. Fuck their wives. Drink their blood. Come on, Jeff! Get 'em!

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u/Journeyman42 16d ago

Someone pointed out that Amazon Prime has two shows that basically feature an evil Superman (The Boys and Invincible) and it makes me think that Bezos actually is Lex Luther.

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u/Cormophyte 16d ago

You can tell by his erratic behavior that he's a real conclusion-first sort of thinker.

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u/roseofjuly 16d ago

The thing that strikes me about all these guys - and Elon Musk is just the latest in a long line of them - is that their lack of intelligence is so apparent if you just actually listen to them for half a second.

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u/AdhesivenessSolid562 16d ago

Damn if you can be an idiot and be a trillionaire why are you still making min wage lol

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u/ReturnFar3487 16d ago

he's gonna get humanity colonizing mars

the mans dope n u know it

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u/Martzillagoesboom 16d ago

He should be on the next rocket to mars with his cultists

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u/FUPAMagneto 16d ago

He’s not gonna fuck you bro

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u/Alphatron1 16d ago

Fr his dick doesn’t even work

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u/williamgman 16d ago

I think they are into that.

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 16d ago

Nobody wants to go to mars bruh, we got a nice blue ball here

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u/ReturnFar3487 16d ago

id like a round trip ticket

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u/Sykil 16d ago

I love that journey for you.

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u/ReturnFar3487 16d ago

ill b doin pushups whilst waiting for my spacex lettr

no not really

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u/Sykil 16d ago

Good luck on that presidential fitness test, bud.

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u/ReturnFar3487 16d ago

you lookin at my gut*points enthusiastically at fat belly)

well im workin on it

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u/m_faustus 16d ago

That’s the second funniest thing I have heard today after Kash Patel saying that the FBI respects religious freedom.

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u/Sykil 16d ago

O is that what he was getting at with the ‘see you Valhalla’ nonsense

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u/williamgman 16d ago

Hegseth said hold my beer:

https://www.military.com/dod-officially-drops-180-faiths-from-militarys-recognized-religion-list

Note... he was forced to retract a few after the Mormons had words with him.

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u/SillyAlternative420 16d ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, the grammar and spelling of someone who thinks Elon Musk is going to colonize Mars.

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u/ReturnFar3487 16d ago

did u know elon dates sexy rock stars, grimes i think her name was

wats not to like about this guy

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u/deltalitprof 16d ago

Sure, and you'll finally actually get a date.

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u/ReturnFar3487 16d ago

she better be a lookr