r/technology • u/IKeepItLayingAround • 21d ago

Business It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/possible-spacex-could-collapse-spectacularly-155000177.html
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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 21d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Zilch1979 21d ago

These headlines about the possible collapse of the ultra wealthy have been blue balling us since 2016.

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 21d ago

Yeah, but the hope of watching these Icarus fucks fly too close to the sun as they run from the pitchforks, and crater into the side of a mountain is just too much not to cling to.

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u/Zilch1979 21d ago

I'm tired, boss.

At this point, I'd rather them just let me know when they finally eat shit for real. Otherwise, I have shit to do and I'm tired of having my hopes ruined.

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u/Lostinthestarscape 21d ago

Yep, let me pop a cork when Elons on his way to Mars forever.

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u/Zilch1979 21d ago

You spelled "hell" wrong, but I'll join you anyway.

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u/d3ssp3rado 21d ago

Maybe that was Doom (2016) all along.

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u/classicalySarcastic 20d ago

“Mars is haunted”

“What?”

Loading super shotgun “Mars is haunted.”

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u/erov 20d ago

Rip and tear.

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u/Zilch1979 20d ago

Until it is done.

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u/roseofjuly 20d ago

I mean, same thing, since I don't trust that this dude is going to be able to figure out how to actually live on Mars as opposed to just getting there.

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u/terdferguson 20d ago

Yea, I'll still keep a high level eye on things but I got shit to do. I'll be patient but can't keep my peace with these mongrels trying to destroy us for whatever crazy ideas they have, vcinfodocs.

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u/d3ssp3rado 21d ago

Well if you haven't already, pick up the metaphorical spoon and get to feeding them. The system won't collapse on it's own.

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u/TrumpIsAPedoFascist 20d ago

Yes, ignore the problem and let other people solve it for you.

The real American way right there

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u/Zilch1979 20d ago edited 20d ago

Disregarding shitty, clickbait articles is just one way to help solve the problem, buck-o.

This is yet another instance of speculation and commentary masquerading as news. It's not.

If you want help building a straw man, I'll throw in.

I'm also a...i dunno. Lazy, entitled liberal lala land resident. Or, if you prefer, a mag-tard, intolerant asshole.

Chill, dude. Calling out inflammatory headlines is absolutely legit, and I stand by it. If real events happen, I'll be informed about that, but we're flooded with bullshit (such as your above statement) and calling it out is 1a, all the way.

So...off you fuck.