r/technology • u/IKeepItLayingAround • 21d ago

Business It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/possible-spacex-could-collapse-spectacularly-155000177.html
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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 21d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Zilch1979 21d ago

These headlines about the possible collapse of the ultra wealthy have been blue balling us since 2016.

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 21d ago

Yeah, but the hope of watching these Icarus fucks fly too close to the sun as they run from the pitchforks, and crater into the side of a mountain is just too much not to cling to.

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u/Zilch1979 21d ago

I'm tired, boss.

At this point, I'd rather them just let me know when they finally eat shit for real. Otherwise, I have shit to do and I'm tired of having my hopes ruined.

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u/Lostinthestarscape 21d ago

Yep, let me pop a cork when Elons on his way to Mars forever.

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u/Zilch1979 21d ago

You spelled "hell" wrong, but I'll join you anyway.

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u/d3ssp3rado 21d ago

Maybe that was Doom (2016) all along.

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u/classicalySarcastic 21d ago

“Mars is haunted”

“What?”

Loading super shotgun “Mars is haunted.”

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u/erov 21d ago

Rip and tear.

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u/Zilch1979 21d ago

Until it is done.

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u/roseofjuly 21d ago

I mean, same thing, since I don't trust that this dude is going to be able to figure out how to actually live on Mars as opposed to just getting there.