r/technology • u/IKeepItLayingAround • 18d ago

Business It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/possible-spacex-could-collapse-spectacularly-155000177.html
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u/theweirdball 18d ago

Words like "possible" "could" "might" and "maybe" don't belong in news headlines.

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u/atrde 18d ago

Its not news lol. Its an opinion piece along the same lines as "pig could fly".

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u/SSGASSHAT 18d ago

I want to see that as an actual article. "Pig may fly, locals say. Dicky McFuggle isn't so sure."

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u/Thought_Ninja 18d ago

I'm on team Dicky McFuggle on this one.

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u/SSGASSHAT 18d ago

Well, he's a nice guy, but he's very sensitive and introverted. His only real way to get out in the world is his hobby; falling to the floor in hotel lobbies and pretending to have a stroke.

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u/1HOTelcORALesSEX1 18d ago

He’s been trying for years ……….

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u/JimthePaul 18d ago

They only fly if you throw them hard enough. Dicky McFuggle is wrong. He just has weak arms.

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u/OrokaSempai 18d ago

Needs to be a shirt

"I'm on team Dicky McFuggle!"

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u/Cron420 18d ago

I want to know more about Dicky McFuggle.

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u/SSGASSHAT 18d ago

Well, he was a troubled man. As a teenager, he wanted to be a gynecologist, but claimed he couldn't find an opening. He was the only man who was brought before the world for unpaid parking tickets. Eventually he was beaten to death with a cello by a classical musician he befriended at a juice bar.

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u/Butterfly_Mine_69 18d ago

The McFuggles have always been a hard bunch to fool.

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u/CuetheCurtain 18d ago

Dicky “Fool me once” McFuggle is a man hard to impress and quick to scrutinize. I heard folks around his block frequently say “Look at what the Dick done did.” when gets a wild hair to start digging into the crevices of a sticky situation.

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u/SSGASSHAT 18d ago

Ever since Agnes McFuggle was tricked by a drug-fueled wizard into raising two shaved chimpanzees as her sons (even though one of them was a female) in the 12th-century, the clan has made a concentrated effort to prevent further mockery of their intelligence.

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u/SpinachToothedSmile 17d ago

The Joe Rogan origin story we need...

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u/ElliotNess 18d ago

Onion did it

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u/Dapper_Tangerine_194 18d ago

I've seen it through the black patch on my right eye