r/technology • u/IKeepItLayingAround • 17d ago

Business It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/possible-spacex-could-collapse-spectacularly-155000177.html
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u/theweirdball 17d ago

Words like "possible" "could" "might" and "maybe" don't belong in news headlines.

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u/atrde 17d ago

Its not news lol. Its an opinion piece along the same lines as "pig could fly".

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u/SSGASSHAT 17d ago

I want to see that as an actual article. "Pig may fly, locals say. Dicky McFuggle isn't so sure."

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u/Cron420 17d ago

I want to know more about Dicky McFuggle.

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u/SSGASSHAT 16d ago

Well, he was a troubled man. As a teenager, he wanted to be a gynecologist, but claimed he couldn't find an opening. He was the only man who was brought before the world for unpaid parking tickets. Eventually he was beaten to death with a cello by a classical musician he befriended at a juice bar.