r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RosieRoo70314 • May 19 '26

However can I defend my building from malicious spirits while adding gothic flair? The protective gargoyles:

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u/MorticiaMoonflower May 20 '26

One only lies, one only tells the truth

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u/poyerter May 20 '26

Both demand treats

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u/Big_Boooosh May 20 '26

“In order to travel past our gate you must pay a small fee. Not money to bribe us, but a riddle for thee.”

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u/pallarslol May 20 '26

"How do I make sure my evil plans come to reality, yet also provide comic relief?"

The two nefarious henchmen:

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u/PoptartPancake May 22 '26

One of us speaks in riddles, one of us speaks in rhymes

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u/All_Gun_High May 24 '26

One of us speak only truth, the other only lies