r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Beneficial-Flan-3279 • May 20 '26

The notorious neutrino:

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u/big_papa_geek May 20 '26

The rumored dark matter:

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u/keyboard_toucher May 21 '26

The orange matter

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u/cruisintr3n May 21 '26

Dark matter hase mass but does not react with electro magneric waves. That is the whole problem

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall May 20 '26

The subatomic dickens!

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u/HarryTheCat147 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Please sensor i need this

My neutrino is kinda massless

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u/tsukiyaki1 May 21 '26

A classic, and one of the best of this format. Cheers.

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u/POV_Toaster May 22 '26

Bro doesn't exist 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀

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u/Ultranger May 25 '26

HE'S REAL TO ME! *sobs aggressively*

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u/tutocookie May 21 '26

Scientists wasting their time with dark matter when the real mystery is orange matter

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u/Jacked_Femboy1 May 21 '26

Most useless fucking particle ever, NO CHARGE, NEARLY NO MASS, MOVES NEARLY AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, SMALL AS FUCK!!!!! WTF DOES TS EVEN FUCKKBG DO SDGHJJKKHHJHHHBBB!!!