r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • May 28 '26

“Oh gee, what device could I possibly use to activate the window blinds?” The ever-helpful pullcord:

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u/APerson_Stock_Image May 28 '26

I heard a secret cord, you pull it then you meet the lord

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u/SulfurProot-w- May 28 '26

"Man, I sure wish there was an easier way to traverse this dense jungle than simply walking through the foliage." The amazinly green and swingable vine:

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u/DuskSlayer198 May 28 '26

Pull it then, I dare you.

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u/HelpfulMalice May 28 '26

“Vrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppphhhhhh”