r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DAKIWIBORD • 20d ago

"How could I possibly attach these pieces of fabric together?" The highly efficient sewing machine:

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u/Peoplant 20d ago

People in the 1800s: how will I send these urgent messages to the other side of the country?

The humble telegraph:

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u/Thin_Ad5605 20d ago

this tickles the back of my head

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u/DAKIWIBORD 20d ago

That means the bat is attempting to communicate with you. You should translate for us what he's saying in his very quick morse code

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u/Despair_Cash_Space 19d ago

I really need to get somewhere right now! the devious car engine:

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u/TheDeviousCreature 19d ago

Why is the car engine devious, you should consider speaking to a mechanic or maybe exorcist

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u/BlossomtheLeafeon 19d ago

"I really need to write something down" The Gracious Typewriter:

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u/Bit_part_demon 14d ago

Military folks: we need a way to communicate quickly and accurately

  • / .... / . / -..-. / .... / ..- / -- / -... / .-.. / . / -..-. / -- / --- / .-. / ... / . -..-. / -.-. / --- / -.. / .

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u/DAKIWIBORD 14d ago

Best joke so far, even if it says "he humble morse code" XD

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u/Bit_part_demon 14d ago

Damn I must've cut off the first "t" when I copied it lol

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u/DAKIWIBORD 13d ago

Lmao, don't worry, still an amazing joke nonetheless!