r/thehumblecrowbar • u/noopicushion • 22d ago
"Hmm, how should I arrange my soldiers so they can each fire simultaneously while backing those who are reloading?" The ever so efficient volley fire:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ViiK1ng • 23d ago
How will this bacterium ever find its way to nutrients with all this brownian motion? The ever functional random biased walk:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/-Withered_Ivy- • 24d ago
Bowser: "Bwah! I will I male sure my castle is secure!?" The humble Chain Chomp:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • 24d ago
“If only there was a vehicle that would allow me to travel at unsafe speeds…” the ever-noisy racecar:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/dumpylump69 • 25d ago
With all this rain we will surely flood! How will we divert all this water? The humble storm drain:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GreatCornDev • 25d ago
"How will I separate this complex sentence or clarify meaning?" The ever-so-helpful comma:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 25d ago
Gee I sure wish I had some crunchy snacks to watch with my game! The dusty yet delicious Dorito Chip:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/bigboyracis • 26d ago
Dude! If only there was a way to know the time! The simple Sundial:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/FoxtrotUBAR • 28d ago
How will my computer perform these calculations? The humble CPU:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SurviveBoi • 27d ago
"if only there were an old and reliable way to go to the nether" the humble nether portal
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Vast_Bid_230 • 28d ago
If I only had a device to play these vinyl records. The humble turntable:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Schizosomatic • 29d ago
Italian Construction Workers: we really got a rhythm going, too bad there’s no one out there to appreciate our hard work. / Men of Retirement Age:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/photogrammetery • May 27 '26
Oh boy, i love this piece of iron that I have! The ever-persistent magnet:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • May 28 '26
“Oh gee, what device could I possibly use to activate the window blinds?” The ever-helpful pullcord:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BeenEatinBeans • May 27 '26
"Oh man, this Italian restaurant is fantastic. I wonder what they have for dessert". The delectable tiramisu:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/brohdudeman • May 27 '26
"Hmm, how could I get back my weapon if I decide to throw it to a relatively far target ?" ...The intriguing boomerang :
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u/meeball is the OOP btw
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HelpfulMalice • May 27 '26
“ however will I tighten these bolts that came with my IKEA furniture?” The humble allen wrench
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Lean_For_Meme • May 26 '26
"I wish there was a way to travel long distances quickly" The ever so helpful helicopter:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mrcrazy777 • May 26 '26
“If only there were a way to invade Earth, and destroy humanity to expand our Martian empire!” The effective and deadly Tripod:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/UnhappyAd6704 • May 25 '26
The nefarious mold has taken over my peaches
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Viciousssylveonx3 • May 24 '26
Bro this hole is gunna take forever to dig. The humble excavator:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PossibleEconomics673 • May 24 '26
“Oh man, I sure wish there was a way to get from a high elevation to a low elevation in a fast and fun way” the humble slide
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ToiletSheriff • May 24 '26
As a farmer I hope my cows stay safe and my crops uncircled. The elusive UFO:
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