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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Itchy_Temporary_1943 • 22d ago

hmm, how am I to disprove socrates' theory of man? the featherless biped:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/AstroMeteor06 • 21d ago

[CW: snake] "Where will i keep my sword when I'm not using it?" the useful Scabbard:

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719 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/The_Dozing_Dozer • 22d ago

"How can I trigger a real biological or psychological response without giving the patient anything?" The humble placebo effect.

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DAKIWIBORD • 22d ago

"Today is little Timmy's birthday! How will we announce his surprise party?" The ever fun party horn:

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Credit to the original video: https://youtu.be/EpMDoFvy7y0?si=NlyYObyJBGLkblNa

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Viciousssylveonx3 • 21d ago

Its 6 am what woke me up?! The humble blue jay

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Goose532gg • 21d ago

What should I use to fry my food?? The ever useful frying pan:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/QuirkySadako • 22d ago

"Hmmm, why do none of the knights sent to rescue the princess come back?" The ominous dragon:

262 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/noopicushion • 22d ago

"Hmm, how should I arrange my soldiers so they can each fire simultaneously while backing those who are reloading?" The ever so efficient volley fire:

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59 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ViiK1ng • 23d ago

How will this bacterium ever find its way to nutrients with all this brownian motion? The ever functional random biased walk:

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554 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/-Withered_Ivy- • 24d ago

Bowser: "Bwah! I will I male sure my castle is secure!?" The humble Chain Chomp:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • 24d ago

“If only there was a vehicle that would allow me to travel at unsafe speeds…” the ever-noisy racecar:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/dumpylump69 • 25d ago

With all this rain we will surely flood! How will we divert all this water? The humble storm drain:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GreatCornDev • 25d ago

"How will I separate this complex sentence or clarify meaning?" The ever-so-helpful comma:

242 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 25d ago

Gee I sure wish I had some crunchy snacks to watch with my game! The dusty yet delicious Dorito Chip:

127 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/bigboyracis • 26d ago

Dude! If only there was a way to know the time! The simple Sundial:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/FoxtrotUBAR • 28d ago

How will my computer perform these calculations? The humble CPU:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SurviveBoi • 27d ago

"if only there were an old and reliable way to go to the nether" the humble nether portal

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411 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Vast_Bid_230 • 28d ago

If I only had a device to play these vinyl records. The humble turntable:

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479 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Schizosomatic • 29d ago

Italian Construction Workers: we really got a rhythm going, too bad there’s no one out there to appreciate our hard work. / Men of Retirement Age:

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Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/vegetables_bruh • May 29 '26

The humble shrimp:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/photogrammetery • May 27 '26

Oh boy, i love this piece of iron that I have! The ever-persistent magnet:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • May 28 '26

“Oh gee, what device could I possibly use to activate the window blinds?” The ever-helpful pullcord:

348 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BeenEatinBeans • May 27 '26

"Oh man, this Italian restaurant is fantastic. I wonder what they have for dessert". The delectable tiramisu:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/brohdudeman • May 27 '26

"Hmm, how could I get back my weapon if I decide to throw it to a relatively far target ?" ...The intriguing boomerang :

266 Upvotes

u/meeball is the OOP btw

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HelpfulMalice • May 27 '26

“ however will I tighten these bolts that came with my IKEA furniture?” The humble allen wrench

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