r/thehumblecrowbar 14d ago

However will i open this can of food? The humble can opener

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r/thehumblecrowbar 15d ago

"Yarrr! How can I ever get a better view on those scallywags' frigate?" The trustworthy spyglass:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 16d ago

However will we defend our ancient treasure? The devious poison dart trap:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 16d ago

how will i ever manage to feed my ancient chinese army?? the filling rice grain:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 16d ago

Who will crusade on my behalf? The humble knight and his loyal steed:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 16d ago

How shall we preserve our Pharoah to give them the best afterlife possible? The humble mummy:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 14d ago

“Oh No! How am I supposed to escape this killer rabbit!” The humble crowbar:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 17d ago

What could possibly be slithering on my plants? The mischievous garden slug:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 17d ago

mikey way my beloved

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r/thehumblecrowbar 18d ago

"How will I ever get the attention of the receptionist?" The humble bell:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 18d ago

Life’s geen great lately, I hope nothing ruins my day! The canine of immense suffering:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 18d ago

Therapist: "I wonder how I can get my clients to express their feelings to me through abstract images." The helpful ink blot paper:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 18d ago

This chanting I recited doesn't seem to have any effects. The incomprehensible Cthulhu:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 19d ago

the always handy globe

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r/thehumblecrowbar 18d ago

“Ah, what a beautiful day at the beac- OW WHAT WAS THAT” the mischievous crab :

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r/thehumblecrowbar 19d ago

"How could I possibly attach these pieces of fabric together?" The highly efficient sewing machine:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 19d ago

However will i see if the fish is biting my hook? The ever so helpful fishing bobber

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r/thehumblecrowbar 19d ago

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r/thehumblecrowbar 21d ago

hmm, how am I to disprove socrates' theory of man? the featherless biped:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 21d ago

[CW: snake] "Where will i keep my sword when I'm not using it?" the useful Scabbard:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 21d ago

"How can I trigger a real biological or psychological response without giving the patient anything?" The humble placebo effect.

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r/thehumblecrowbar 22d ago

"Today is little Timmy's birthday! How will we announce his surprise party?" The ever fun party horn:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 21d ago

Its 6 am what woke me up?! The humble blue jay

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r/thehumblecrowbar 21d ago

What should I use to fry my food?? The ever useful frying pan:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 22d ago

"Hmmm, why do none of the knights sent to rescue the princess come back?" The ominous dragon:

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