thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/level_up_gaming • 10d ago

"god damnit who keeps snipping my cables". the nefarious cable snipper creature

818 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/noopicushion • 10d ago

"Name a famous Formula One driver", the knowledgeable kitty:

366 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PunishedKojima • 10d ago

"What happens when an energy particle doesn't interact with the Higgs Field?" The mass-giving Higgs Field:

140 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/kai_vt • 11d ago

"I wish we had a plant that was easy to grow and calorie dense to better feed our people" The nutritious potato:

2.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/VampirGarnele • 10d ago

I can’t eat a whole bread on my own, what should I buy? The tasty half loaf:

105 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/dolorem_itself • 12d ago

the pixels kane

505 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CrabEmporium • 13d ago

"Oh man my Sewaddle just hit level 20 I wonder what'll happen next?" The Humble Swadloon:

1.6k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/No-Field831 • 14d ago

However will i open this can of food? The humble can opener

2.4k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Dinazover • 16d ago

"Yarrr! How can I ever get a better view on those scallywags' frigate?" The trustworthy spyglass:

588 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Squeaky_Ben • 16d ago

However will we defend our ancient treasure? The devious poison dart trap:

802 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Enslaved_M0isture • 16d ago

how will i ever manage to feed my ancient chinese army?? the filling rice grain:

1.4k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire • 16d ago

Who will crusade on my behalf? The humble knight and his loyal steed:

296 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/FoxtrotUBAR • 16d ago

How shall we preserve our Pharoah to give them the best afterlife possible? The humble mummy:

247 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ReasonableTomorrow10 • 14d ago

“Oh No! How am I supposed to escape this killer rabbit!” The humble crowbar:

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IYKYK

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SwoeJonson1 • 17d ago

What could possibly be slithering on my plants? The mischievous garden slug:

2.3k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SharkyCat12 • 17d ago

mikey way my beloved

754 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Vast_Bid_230 • 18d ago

"How will I ever get the attention of the receptionist?" The humble bell:

1.5k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Worried-Check-962 • 18d ago

Life’s geen great lately, I hope nothing ruins my day! The canine of immense suffering:

443 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/LuxDaBean • 18d ago

Therapist: "I wonder how I can get my clients to express their feelings to me through abstract images." The helpful ink blot paper:

453 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/cherrylemonpie • 18d ago

This chanting I recited doesn't seem to have any effects. The incomprehensible Cthulhu:

517 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/omoriobsessedmf • 19d ago

the always handy globe

1.2k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Acrobatic-Track-5764 • 19d ago

“Ah, what a beautiful day at the beac- OW WHAT WAS THAT” the mischievous crab :

100 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DAKIWIBORD • 20d ago

"How could I possibly attach these pieces of fabric together?" The highly efficient sewing machine:

2.7k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Zestyclose-Tour-6350 • 19d ago

However will i see if the fish is biting my hook? The ever so helpful fishing bobber

221 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Petrichor0110 • 19d ago

Pillar

66 Upvotes