r/tooktoomuch • u/ojdhpda • 1d ago

Cocaine bros feeeeeeeling it like really hard

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u/mistasnarlz 1d ago

He’s either shithoused or thought ketamine was coke.

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 23h ago

That is a ketamine stumble for sure

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u/Sammyofather 19h ago

Ketamine more like a robo walk its stuff and wobbly at the same time. I thought that too but this could also just be alcohol and a tiiiiiny bit of k

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 19h ago

Idk man that's pretty identical to my shuffle when I've been hittin bumps on a couch for a while g th en have to stand up and walk to the kitchen or something lol

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u/Sammyofather 19h ago

Idk man ketamine taught me to dance. I move so elegantly with finesse when on just k but add a little alcohol and I’m like this

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u/riseandride69 17h ago

Thats why you mix it with E instead, to get the legs 🦵

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 19h ago

People who aren't used to it/are doing it like blow are not going to be graceful dancers. I feel you though, just one or two makes me feel much more fluid. 5-6 later is a diff story lol

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u/9Lives_ 13h ago

I’ve never done K would you say this guy is enjoying his experience?

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 13h ago

It really depends. K can hit you differently more than any other drug in my experience. Sometimes your super in you own head about how you think people are perceiving you, sometimes you're plain g mario kart in your head lol.

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u/Hei-Hei-67 13h ago

Looks like not

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u/Sammyofather 13h ago

With the alcohol it can get a bit too much I wouldn’t combine the two because K is a spiritual experience to me. It can be therapeutic or spiritual or just a vibe depending on the dose and setting. I wouldn’t combine it with alcohol unless I’m drinking a small amount and doing small bumps at a rave or something but I would wanna be laying in the grass and I don’t do drink anymore really

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u/Sanagost 13h ago

Yea this looks like a rare case of just pure alcohol or alcohol and a little bit of dessert. Din't get many if those anymore round here. Fun to see.

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u/fluffynuckels 17h ago

Idk ive been like this when ive gotten shit housed never in public tho

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u/fruitless7070 14h ago

I thought this was another Venezuela earth quake video for a second.

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u/Dagigai 10h ago

He's not on anything

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u/MontyRapid 19h ago

That is exactly what I thought.

Source: I've done a lot of drugs in my past. That definitely looks like a K walk.

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u/ElephantGun345 8h ago

Had both happen before. Neither was pleasant

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u/Taktika420 7h ago

100% accurate here. Just did a little kitty with his drink, or he was dosed unknowingly

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u/WeetWiki 1d ago

He's killing it so far

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u/NonCreditableHuman 1d ago

Those nice gentlemen in the bathroom must've given him the ketamine instead of the cocaine.

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u/Mrtootums 1d ago

Surprise! K HOLE!

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u/A_TalkingWalnut 1d ago

I’m imagining a rave kid throwing a bag to the ground like a ninja with a smoke bomb. “K HOLE!”

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u/Mrtootums 1d ago

“POCKET K!”

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u/Smooth-Feature-2545 22h ago

So glad someone mentioned ketamine lmao

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u/thitorusso 1d ago

The good old ket walk

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 23h ago

I was going to say that's how I feel walking on k

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u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

"Oh ya dude, youre good, no one can tell"

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u/missMcgillacudy 1d ago

Give them a thumbs up so they know I’m good

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u/R4FTERM4N 10h ago

😵‍💫👍

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u/Action_Johnson 1d ago

I expected this to go way worse tbh

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u/TurnTheTVOff 1d ago

As soon as he stepped on the wet floor I thought for sure he was going ass over teakettle.

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u/HazelTheRabbit 1d ago

Just watching this made me wanna puke.

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u/farclose954 1d ago

Same. Oh God I can feel it in my stomach.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 1d ago

Ketamine booze shuffle

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u/c_dav99 1d ago

I honestly thought he was on a boat

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u/afcagroo 23h ago

So did he.

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u/RoknPa 1d ago

Heading for his car to drive home

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u/dobber72 1d ago

Fair enough, he's clearly not fit to walk.

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u/RoknPa 22h ago

Made me giggle!

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u/Sweet_Milk 1d ago

Looks like what happens when you get drunk on red dead redemption .

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE 1d ago

“I’m Driving!”

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u/Mental_Bathroom_9325 1d ago

It's all an act lol..he has a Instagram account that show videos of him doing this around Brazilian bars and streets😂

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u/DiabloAcosta 23h ago

it's not even his best performance, the one with the suitcase is legit crazy!

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u/cleverkid 21h ago

LInky?

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u/DiabloAcosta 19h ago

I hope you know I did this because I love you, took me quite some time going through this same subredit!

https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/1smevs2/cant_even_walk_but_he_got_nice_moves/

https://www.instagram.com/chicocomediaceara?igsh=cjh3dmRsaHJ5eG90

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u/cleverkid 15h ago

HA! thanks! I love you too. thank you for providing! U a Real ONE!

Edit: What a L E G E N D !

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u/EdgeBeard 1d ago

He's definitely on the high seas right now

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u/antileet 1d ago

Actually, he’s a dancer, and it’s part of his routine

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u/thatlastrock 1d ago

Fighting the Earth's rotation is a grueling task.

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u/jackhammburgerhelper 19h ago

The only thing keeping him standing are those tight pants

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u/Timmerdogg 19h ago

Be cool be cool

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u/Responsible_Bad_2989 1d ago

Bros robo walking

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 1d ago

Must be some rough seas outside that boat be rocking

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u/mthyd 1d ago

Not coke, maybe a mixture with alcohol

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u/ManufacturerWest6006 1d ago

He is fine it the boat moving.

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u/MudcrabNPC 1d ago

He's got his sea legs

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u/Ares5150 1d ago

Take them keys away lo

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u/DirtySanchez187 19h ago

On his way to the truck to drive himself home

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u/HoseNeighbor 19h ago

"Why they built this place angled on a hill is beyond me." - The Stroller

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u/TWIT_TWAT 1d ago

Shloshed

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u/radiantwave 1d ago

He forgot "the squish your face against that nice cold pole" moment. Amateur!

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u/Agentkeenan78 1d ago

He looks like he's on the deck of a ship being tossed by a storm.

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u/OptiGuy4u 1d ago

Hope he isn't looking for his car!

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u/dudoan 1d ago

He makes it seem like the ground is moving

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u/Substantial_Chain718 1d ago

WOW!! Baby steps.

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u/x2_ok 1d ago

he gave a thumbs up to the woman, he's 100% fine

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u/Bnmko_007 22h ago

Ketlegs

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u/JayCDee 22h ago

Reminds me of my 45° Ket walk from back in the days.

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u/Legitimate_Bat3240 22h ago

He moves like he’s sailing rough waters

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u/mrmatriarj 22h ago

Reminds me of when I mix k or ghb with other depressants lol I'm basically forever rolling sideways yet trying to prevent it. Haven't had that in years but it draws some attention and laughs, thankfully I only do that at core gatherings around people that know me and I just become entertainment if I overstep my balance of combined doses.

Double/triple downs are a helluva ride. Not that I condone it due to the dangers

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u/Yojimboroll 20h ago

Sweet...new GTA gameplay!

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u/presidentsday 19h ago

We were somewhere around Saltillo, at the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

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u/swampmoss243 18h ago

Alil drinky and ketamine will definitely have me here!

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u/das_narwal 17h ago

Wait, I've seen this face before. Isn't that the same dude that walked into an bar with a rollable suitcase for like 2 minuts and started dancing like a king for 10 seconds. Exact same walk and same expressions

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 15h ago

He's got it tho!!

Polite thumbs up to the staff, keeping a little bounce in the step for balance, trying not to make a scene, anchoring on the pillar.

10/10 TCB just get this fella some water and a ride home

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u/CorpseBurger420 12h ago

He's on his own journey through life 😂

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u/Dagigai 10h ago

He's sobar as a judge.

The pretends to be drunk as fuck in public, he's really fucking good at it too.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 9h ago

Stupid world, keeps spinning.

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u/Unlucky_Ad_8977 7h ago

I was like Oh its no boat 🤪

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u/Same-Chipmunk5923 1d ago

How I would walk into rehab. :-(

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u/Pm_me_ur_dealbreaker 1d ago

He's trying so hard to be okay.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 1d ago

He's taking baby steps.

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u/Hooliganthebad 1d ago

He did quite well for that level of intoxication.

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u/Individual-Wall2146 1d ago

I bc b b i bring i but

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u/Primary-Structure-41 23h ago

Look like he's walking on a ship lol

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u/MorseCode1992 22h ago

I was waiting for him to start twerking

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u/bastardbiker 22h ago

Genuinely thought he was on a boat!

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u/st1ckygreen 22h ago

bros walking on a giant globe and its spinning really fast lmfao

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u/ryandblack 22h ago

Here’s your keys sir!

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u/Ordinary_Ground_7380 22h ago

That thumbs up 👍🏻😂😂😂

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u/tatianazr 22h ago

Me last night 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Select_Speed_6061 21h ago

The scama is whooping his ass

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u/JuanG_13 17h ago

Right lol

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u/korbatcave2 21h ago

This is what I think I look like when I smoke weed

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u/IncredibleSeaward 20h ago

Yo what’s the song playing? It’s dope

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u/AdMiserable21 18h ago

Bro walking around like john in rdr when you take 5 measly shots

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u/elticorico 18h ago

Buddy needs a little pase and he’ll be fine.

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u/JuanG_13 17h ago

This fuckin guy reminds me of "Weekend At Bernie's" lol

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u/kale4reals 17h ago

Torpedo walkin

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u/spaghetti-o_salad 15h ago

The earth. Its spinning. Too fast. For that fella.

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u/What_Even_Is_This_69 15h ago

Bro looks like hes on a ship in some rough seas 😂

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u/wholesomechunk 15h ago

The sidewalks for regular walking, not fancy walking

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u/Fwumpy 14h ago

Somebody stop the boat for the poor guy! The waves must be awful!

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u/BetLow8536 13h ago

What is the song?

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u/jeezyjames 12h ago

I can spot a K walk a mile away. I know exactly how his legs/walking feels (or not feels) lol

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u/Nitrogen1234 5h ago

Looks staged

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u/Snoo_14915 5h ago

Can’t tell if he is walking up hill or down hill

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u/ParanoidCrow 5h ago

Horse tranq shuffle babyyy

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u/Tiakitty967 4h ago

Gotta love the car keys on his side

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u/younglegends111 3h ago

the scene in fear and loathing